Short Answer: The hairdresser won the race because they knew how to make every strand of hair "run"!
Explanation: The hairdresser won the race because they used their expertise in styling hair to make it look like it was running, giving them an extra boost of speed! ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 21, 2018
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Mwakisu (Guest) on December 20, 2018
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 11, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Sultan (Guest) on December 6, 2018
๐ I needed that!
James Mduma (Guest) on November 29, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Maida (Guest) on November 29, 2018
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Josephine (Guest) on November 26, 2018
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 19, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 14, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Jafari (Guest) on November 13, 2018
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Kassim (Guest) on November 7, 2018
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 3, 2018
๐ Can't stop laughing!
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 14, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 7, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Abdullah (Guest) on October 7, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 4, 2018
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Nassar (Guest) on October 3, 2018
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
David Sokoine (Guest) on October 2, 2018
๐ This is gold!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on September 30, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 22, 2018
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 16, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Mgeni (Guest) on September 9, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 31, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Salima (Guest) on August 28, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Jamila (Guest) on August 28, 2018
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Rahma (Guest) on August 20, 2018
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 11, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
James Kimani (Guest) on August 7, 2018
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 29, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 23, 2018
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 20, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Zainab (Guest) on July 15, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 9, 2018
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Khalifa (Guest) on June 28, 2018
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 22, 2018
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Jamila (Guest) on June 9, 2018
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on June 1, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Sultan (Guest) on June 1, 2018
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Majid (Guest) on May 31, 2018
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Zulekha (Guest) on May 13, 2018
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 11, 2018
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 9, 2018
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Raha (Guest) on May 8, 2018
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 4, 2018
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Bakari (Guest) on April 28, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Maneno (Guest) on April 20, 2018
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 15, 2018
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Jaffar (Guest) on April 12, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Zainab (Guest) on April 4, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
David Musyoka (Guest) on April 3, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 28, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Omar (Guest) on March 22, 2018
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 16, 2018
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Salma (Guest) on March 9, 2018
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
James Kawawa (Guest) on February 23, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Rahim (Guest) on February 23, 2018
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Rahim (Guest) on February 19, 2018
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Diana Mallya (Guest) on February 18, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Masika (Guest) on February 6, 2018
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 27, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐