Short Answer: Because they don't want to quack up mid-flight! 🦆😄
Explanation: Ducks are known for their quacking sound, which is their way of communicating. Since telling jokes would require them to make different sounds, they avoid it while flying to avoid any potential mishaps. After all, it wouldn't be very graceful for a duck to burst into laughter mid-flight! So, they save their jokes for when they're safely on the ground. 🤭🌬️
Grace Minja (Guest) on November 22, 2019
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 21, 2019
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Zulekha (Guest) on November 1, 2019
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Hawa (Guest) on October 26, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 20, 2019
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 17, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Biashara (Guest) on October 13, 2019
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Jamal (Guest) on October 5, 2019
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 4, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Tambwe (Guest) on October 2, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 30, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Kassim (Guest) on September 24, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 19, 2019
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 14, 2019
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 12, 2019
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Amir (Guest) on September 11, 2019
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Zulekha (Guest) on September 10, 2019
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Omari (Guest) on September 8, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Nuru (Guest) on September 7, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Raha (Guest) on September 7, 2019
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 4, 2019
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 2, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 2, 2019
😆 I’m dying over here!
Khatib (Guest) on August 30, 2019
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
John Mushi (Guest) on August 29, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 24, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Bahati (Guest) on August 24, 2019
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 23, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Rehema (Guest) on August 22, 2019
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Jabir (Guest) on August 20, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 16, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 15, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Azima (Guest) on August 13, 2019
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
James Kimani (Guest) on August 6, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 4, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Farida (Guest) on August 3, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 2, 2019
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Halima (Guest) on July 27, 2019
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 27, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Abdullah (Guest) on July 25, 2019
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 22, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 19, 2019
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 18, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Amani (Guest) on July 7, 2019
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Ali (Guest) on July 4, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 3, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Salima (Guest) on July 3, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Rahim (Guest) on June 30, 2019
😁 This made my day!
Maida (Guest) on June 26, 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Mzee (Guest) on June 25, 2019
😄 What a joke!
David Chacha (Guest) on June 17, 2019
😅 I needed that!
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 2, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Biashara (Guest) on June 1, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 23, 2019
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 19, 2019
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Khalifa (Guest) on May 5, 2019
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Zawadi (Guest) on May 3, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Rukia (Guest) on April 16, 2019
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Binti (Guest) on April 15, 2019
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Mgeni (Guest) on April 11, 2019
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉