Short Answer: Because he wanted to play cool jazz! πΊβοΈ
Explanation: The boy kept his trumpet in the freezer because he thought it would bring a whole new meaning to playing cool jazz! By keeping his instrument in the chilly freezer, he believed he could create the coolest and most refreshing tunes ever. Maybe he was trying to invent a new genre called "frosty-funk" or "icy-improvisation"! Who knows, music can sometimes take us to the most unexpected places, even the freezer! π₯ΆπΆ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 21, 2020
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
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My life feels like a test I didnβt study for. ππ€―
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 18, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯
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Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
Biashara (Guest) on March 13, 2020
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
Muslima (Guest) on February 19, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. π‘π§Ό
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 22, 2020
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 6, 2020
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 5, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
Abdullah (Guest) on December 27, 2019
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
Asha (Guest) on December 27, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 26, 2019
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
Mwajabu (Guest) on December 17, 2019
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
Husna (Guest) on December 16, 2019
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
Mwachumu (Guest) on December 15, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. π»ποΈ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 10, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
Baraka (Guest) on December 10, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
Wande (Guest) on December 1, 2019
π Rolling on the floor!
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 22, 2019
π That punchline!
Aziza (Guest) on November 22, 2019
π Gotta save this!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 11, 2019
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 8, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 6, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 2, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 29, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 27, 2019
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
James Malima (Guest) on October 13, 2019
π This is gold!
Azima (Guest) on October 2, 2019
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
Sharifa (Guest) on September 28, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Zulekha (Guest) on September 28, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
Nchi (Guest) on September 26, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
Hassan (Guest) on September 24, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 19, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 16, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 1, 2019
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on September 1, 2019
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
Zakia (Guest) on August 28, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! π
Mwachumu (Guest) on August 26, 2019
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
David Chacha (Guest) on August 25, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Rashid (Guest) on August 9, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Fadhili (Guest) on August 7, 2019
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 5, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 2, 2019
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
Aziza (Guest) on August 1, 2019
π Added to my favorites!
Khadija (Guest) on July 17, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 17, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
Zawadi (Guest) on July 15, 2019
π Pure comedy gold!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 10, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
Maimuna (Guest) on June 29, 2019
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
Mwinyi (Guest) on June 29, 2019
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 16, 2019
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Hassan (Guest) on June 15, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Amir (Guest) on June 4, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
Baraka (Guest) on May 29, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ‘
Raha (Guest) on May 24, 2019
π€£ Pure genius!
Salima (Guest) on May 6, 2019
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite exercise? The plank! π΄ββ οΈπ¦΅
Sarafina (Guest) on April 22, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
Sharifa (Guest) on April 16, 2019
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
Kazija (Guest) on April 12, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
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My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ