Short Answer: Because he's afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Explanation: Elephants are known for their incredible size and strength, but they can also be afraid of small creatures like mice. In this funny scenario, the elephant's fear of the mouse prevents it from using the computer since a computer typically requires the use of a mouse or touchpad. The play on words between a computer mouse and a literal mouse adds a humorous twist to the riddle, making it light-hearted and entertaining. ๐คฃ๐ญ
Abubakar (Guest) on December 13, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on December 10, 2019
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 6, 2019
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
James Kawawa (Guest) on November 30, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 22, 2019
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Hassan (Guest) on November 22, 2019
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Mohamed (Guest) on November 17, 2019
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Selemani (Guest) on November 17, 2019
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 16, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Mwanais (Guest) on November 10, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 4, 2019
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 26, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 16, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 28, 2019
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 27, 2019
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 24, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 23, 2019
๐ This is gold!
Wande (Guest) on September 17, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Tabu (Guest) on September 9, 2019
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Mgeni (Guest) on August 23, 2019
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 20, 2019
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 19, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 13, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Saidi (Guest) on August 10, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 8, 2019
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 27, 2019
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Irene Makena (Guest) on July 19, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 13, 2019
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Abubakari (Guest) on July 12, 2019
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 30, 2019
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 27, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Mashaka (Guest) on June 23, 2019
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 21, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Abubakar (Guest) on June 19, 2019
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Kassim (Guest) on June 7, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
James Malima (Guest) on June 5, 2019
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
James Kimani (Guest) on June 3, 2019
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Zubeida (Guest) on June 2, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Mwafirika (Guest) on May 31, 2019
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Khalifa (Guest) on May 26, 2019
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on May 20, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 10, 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Ahmed (Guest) on May 9, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 30, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 29, 2019
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 26, 2019
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Issa (Guest) on April 24, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 20, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 18, 2019
๐ This just made my day!
Ali (Guest) on April 14, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 6, 2019
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 23, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 14, 2019
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 7, 2019
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 1, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 1, 2019
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Josephine (Guest) on February 28, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Bakari (Guest) on February 25, 2019
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 15, 2019
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Zulekha (Guest) on February 8, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐