Answer: They go to the Dead Sea! ๐๐ป
Explanation: Ghosts, being supernatural beings, are often associated with the afterlife. The Dead Sea is a fitting destination for them because of its name and reputation for having such a high salt content that nothing can live in its waters. The play on words between "Dead" and "ghosts" adds a humorous twist to the riddle. The use of the ghost emoji further emphasizes the lighthearted and playful nature of the answer.
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on February 6, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 4, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 3, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Khadija (Guest) on January 30, 2020
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Majid (Guest) on January 19, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 17, 2020
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 12, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 6, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
David Ochieng (Guest) on December 23, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on December 16, 2019
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Nuru (Guest) on December 13, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
David Ochieng (Guest) on December 13, 2019
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Zulekha (Guest) on December 1, 2019
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Rukia (Guest) on November 25, 2019
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Sharifa (Guest) on November 17, 2019
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Maneno (Guest) on November 12, 2019
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 18, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Mwajuma (Guest) on October 14, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 11, 2019
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Warda (Guest) on October 10, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 7, 2019
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Arifa (Guest) on September 29, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 23, 2019
๐ This is a keeper!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 15, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Rabia (Guest) on August 11, 2019
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 7, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Aziza (Guest) on August 5, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 2, 2019
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Mchawi (Guest) on July 29, 2019
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 17, 2019
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Latifa (Guest) on July 16, 2019
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Mwanais (Guest) on July 16, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 11, 2019
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 10, 2019
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Fatuma (Guest) on July 2, 2019
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 2, 2019
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 29, 2019
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Zuhura (Guest) on June 5, 2019
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 1, 2019
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Nashon (Guest) on June 1, 2019
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 31, 2019
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Wande (Guest) on May 30, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 15, 2019
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Victor Malima (Guest) on May 8, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 3, 2019
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Baraka (Guest) on May 1, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Sumaya (Guest) on May 1, 2019
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Zainab (Guest) on April 26, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 17, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 16, 2019
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Rukia (Guest) on April 13, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 11, 2019
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 6, 2019
๐ Perfect joke!
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 5, 2019
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Mchuma (Guest) on April 2, 2019
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Nuru (Guest) on March 31, 2019
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Leila (Guest) on March 19, 2019
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 17, 2019
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 15, 2019
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Zakaria (Guest) on March 12, 2019
๐ This is too funny!