Short Answer: A pair of pants! ๐ฉณ๐
Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! ๐
Neema (Guest) on January 6, 2020
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Issack (Guest) on December 23, 2019
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 14, 2019
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Grace Minja (Guest) on December 14, 2019
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 24, 2019
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 23, 2019
๐ Perfect joke!
Jamal (Guest) on October 30, 2019
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Mustafa (Guest) on October 28, 2019
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 21, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 16, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 13, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Hamida (Guest) on September 26, 2019
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 24, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Mashaka (Guest) on September 16, 2019
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Ali (Guest) on September 7, 2019
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 31, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Neema (Guest) on August 30, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
David Ochieng (Guest) on August 30, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Fatuma (Guest) on August 23, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 21, 2019
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 20, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 20, 2019
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 18, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Sumaya (Guest) on July 26, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
James Kimani (Guest) on July 13, 2019
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 12, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 10, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 4, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 29, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Maulid (Guest) on June 29, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 27, 2019
๐ This made my day!
Safiya (Guest) on June 27, 2019
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 25, 2019
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 18, 2019
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Umi (Guest) on June 17, 2019
๐ You got me good!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 4, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 1, 2019
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Binti (Guest) on May 30, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 19, 2019
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Masika (Guest) on May 18, 2019
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Arifa (Guest) on April 28, 2019
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 19, 2019
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 18, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Mwafirika (Guest) on April 10, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 2, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Sharifa (Guest) on March 22, 2019
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 13, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
James Kawawa (Guest) on March 8, 2019
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 19, 2019
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 14, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Mustafa (Guest) on February 11, 2019
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Mgeni (Guest) on February 8, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 19, 2019
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 17, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 11, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Baridi (Guest) on January 6, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 4, 2019
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
James Malima (Guest) on January 3, 2019
๐ This joke just made my day!
Baridi (Guest) on December 28, 2018
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 21, 2018
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ