A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! ๐๐
Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 21, 2020
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Habiba (Guest) on April 12, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Nyota (Guest) on April 10, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Irene Makena (Guest) on March 31, 2020
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Shabani (Guest) on March 30, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Frank Macha (Guest) on March 29, 2020
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Nasra (Guest) on March 7, 2020
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 29, 2020
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Latifa (Guest) on February 28, 2020
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Daudi (Guest) on February 27, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Fatuma (Guest) on February 23, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Mwinyi (Guest) on February 23, 2020
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 10, 2020
๐ Still cracking up!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 7, 2020
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Yahya (Guest) on February 5, 2020
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Amani (Guest) on February 3, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Arifa (Guest) on January 28, 2020
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
George Wanjala (Guest) on January 19, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 15, 2020
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 30, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 28, 2019
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on December 26, 2019
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Robert Okello (Guest) on December 25, 2019
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Nchi (Guest) on December 16, 2019
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Shamsa (Guest) on December 7, 2019
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 5, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Abubakar (Guest) on December 1, 2019
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Neema (Guest) on December 1, 2019
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Mwalimu (Guest) on November 29, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 25, 2019
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Abdullah (Guest) on November 25, 2019
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 24, 2019
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Abubakari (Guest) on November 19, 2019
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Shani (Guest) on November 17, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
David Musyoka (Guest) on November 9, 2019
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Mchawi (Guest) on November 9, 2019
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Jaffar (Guest) on November 7, 2019
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 3, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 26, 2019
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Shamim (Guest) on October 25, 2019
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on October 21, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 7, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Maneno (Guest) on September 28, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Khatib (Guest) on September 24, 2019
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 20, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 17, 2019
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 16, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Mwakisu (Guest) on August 8, 2019
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Husna (Guest) on August 5, 2019
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 26, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Mohamed (Guest) on July 22, 2019
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Latifa (Guest) on July 11, 2019
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 8, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Mzee (Guest) on June 21, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 16, 2019
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 15, 2019
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 7, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Nasra (Guest) on May 29, 2019
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Mhina (Guest) on May 24, 2019
๐ Too good!
Frank Macha (Guest) on May 12, 2019
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ