Answer: Lemon-ade! 🍋🥤
Explanation: When life gives you a sick lemon, you make it into a tasty lemon-ade! It's a play on words where the lemon, being sick, needs some refreshing lemonade to feel better. So, instead of giving it medicine or sympathy, you give it a delicious beverage that will surely put a smile on its face! 🌞😄
Khalifa (Guest) on January 18, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 14, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 12, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 12, 2020
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Kijakazi (Guest) on January 7, 2020
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 7, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Umi (Guest) on January 4, 2020
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Khalifa (Guest) on December 31, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Ali (Guest) on December 30, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Mustafa (Guest) on December 18, 2019
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
David Sokoine (Guest) on December 12, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Fadhila (Guest) on December 9, 2019
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Tabu (Guest) on December 8, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 2, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 1, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on November 20, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Mwajabu (Guest) on November 18, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Maimuna (Guest) on November 3, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Latifa (Guest) on October 28, 2019
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 25, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Masika (Guest) on October 24, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Alice Jebet (Guest) on October 24, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 22, 2019
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 18, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on October 14, 2019
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
David Sokoine (Guest) on October 10, 2019
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 5, 2019
😆 Still cracking up!
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 20, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 18, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Mashaka (Guest) on September 3, 2019
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Mjaka (Guest) on August 31, 2019
🤣 Pure genius!
Rahim (Guest) on August 30, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Khalifa (Guest) on August 29, 2019
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Jaffar (Guest) on August 24, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Juma (Guest) on August 20, 2019
😂 So funny!
David Nyerere (Guest) on August 13, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Jafari (Guest) on August 12, 2019
🤣 This joke is too good!
Sekela (Guest) on August 5, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 4, 2019
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 1, 2019
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 31, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 24, 2019
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
John Mwangi (Guest) on July 21, 2019
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Nashon (Guest) on July 18, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Maneno (Guest) on June 30, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Kheri (Guest) on June 18, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 5, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Sumaya (Guest) on June 4, 2019
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 3, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 1, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
John Lissu (Guest) on May 31, 2019
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Juma (Guest) on May 27, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Rukia (Guest) on May 21, 2019
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
John Mwangi (Guest) on May 19, 2019
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 16, 2019
😂 I’m saving this one!
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 6, 2019
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 1, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Asha (Guest) on April 23, 2019
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 17, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 14, 2019
😅 I’m still laughing!