Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐
Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! ๐๐
John Lissu (Guest) on April 9, 2020
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 7, 2020
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Masika (Guest) on April 6, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Rahim (Guest) on April 3, 2020
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 18, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Makame (Guest) on March 16, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 11, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 5, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Sultan (Guest) on February 26, 2020
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
John Mwangi (Guest) on February 17, 2020
๐ This is a keeper!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 10, 2020
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Ahmed (Guest) on February 9, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on January 27, 2020
๐ This is too funny!
Chiku (Guest) on January 22, 2020
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Issack (Guest) on January 20, 2020
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 15, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 14, 2020
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Zuhura (Guest) on January 8, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Bahati (Guest) on January 4, 2020
๐ This joke just made my day!
Juma (Guest) on December 31, 2019
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 30, 2019
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 29, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Nassar (Guest) on November 24, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Jafari (Guest) on November 21, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on November 18, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Daudi (Guest) on November 17, 2019
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 9, 2019
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on November 2, 2019
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Nassor (Guest) on October 30, 2019
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Mohamed (Guest) on October 28, 2019
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Aziza (Guest) on October 23, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 17, 2019
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 6, 2019
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 5, 2019
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on October 3, 2019
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Shabani (Guest) on October 2, 2019
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 16, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
John Malisa (Guest) on September 13, 2019
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Hassan (Guest) on August 27, 2019
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 22, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 18, 2019
๐ What a joke!
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 11, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 3, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 30, 2019
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 19, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 18, 2019
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Abdillah (Guest) on July 16, 2019
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 3, 2019
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 17, 2019
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 1, 2019
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 29, 2019
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 26, 2019
๐ I needed that!
Aziza (Guest) on May 16, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 14, 2019
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
Zuhura (Guest) on May 13, 2019
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Amina (Guest) on May 12, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Grace Minja (Guest) on May 12, 2019
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Jafari (Guest) on April 18, 2019
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Farida (Guest) on April 17, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Sekela (Guest) on April 16, 2019
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐