What do you call two birds in love?

Mchuma (Guest) on December 6, 2019

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 28, 2019

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Warda (Guest) on November 14, 2019

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Amir (Guest) on November 10, 2019

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 25, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Hamida (Guest) on October 19, 2019

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

John Lissu (Guest) on October 14, 2019

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 10, 2019

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Nuru (Guest) on October 7, 2019

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 28, 2019

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 22, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Khalifa (Guest) on September 20, 2019

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 11, 2019

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 31, 2019

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 12, 2019

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Yusuf (Guest) on August 4, 2019

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 23, 2019

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 20, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

John Mushi (Guest) on July 14, 2019

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 8, 2019

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 2, 2019

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Farida (Guest) on June 24, 2019

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 18, 2019

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 12, 2019

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 8, 2019

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Nyota (Guest) on June 6, 2019

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Rahim (Guest) on June 3, 2019

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 31, 2019

😄 Too good!

Rahim (Guest) on May 12, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 7, 2019

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Zulekha (Guest) on May 5, 2019

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Makame (Guest) on May 3, 2019

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on April 24, 2019

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Husna (Guest) on April 23, 2019

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 18, 2019

😅 I needed that!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 18, 2019

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 18, 2019

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Mwanais (Guest) on April 15, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 12, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 12, 2019

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 4, 2019

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Furaha (Guest) on April 1, 2019

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Rabia (Guest) on March 28, 2019

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 24, 2019

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Zulekha (Guest) on March 22, 2019

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 12, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Binti (Guest) on March 8, 2019

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

John Lissu (Guest) on February 18, 2019

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 17, 2019

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 13, 2019

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

James Kawawa (Guest) on February 12, 2019

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Arifa (Guest) on February 11, 2019

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Abubakar (Guest) on February 7, 2019

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Rabia (Guest) on February 2, 2019

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Mwajabu (Guest) on January 31, 2019

😂 I’m saving this one!

Joy Wacera (Guest) on January 28, 2019

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Chris Okello (Guest) on January 24, 2019

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Yusra (Guest) on January 22, 2019

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 20, 2019

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Tabu (Guest) on January 18, 2019

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴