Short Answer: Stick with me, and we'll go places! ๐๐จ
Explanation: The stamp is making a pun by using the phrase "stick with me" as a play on words. Usually, stamps are stuck onto envelopes, but here the stamp is suggesting that if the envelope sticks with it, they will both travel to different places together. The use of the emoji adds a playful and lighthearted touch to the response.
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 9, 2019
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 7, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 23, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Halima (Guest) on November 22, 2019
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 15, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 14, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 31, 2019
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Hamida (Guest) on October 13, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Rehema (Guest) on October 7, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 3, 2019
๐ I needed that laugh!
Ibrahim (Guest) on October 2, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Binti (Guest) on October 1, 2019
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Mustafa (Guest) on September 16, 2019
๐ This one really got me!
Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 15, 2019
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Chiku (Guest) on September 6, 2019
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Zulekha (Guest) on September 3, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 24, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Fadhili (Guest) on August 5, 2019
๐ Iโm dying!
James Kimani (Guest) on July 28, 2019
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Jafari (Guest) on July 28, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Furaha (Guest) on July 26, 2019
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 11, 2019
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 7, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Fatuma (Guest) on June 20, 2019
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 16, 2019
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Warda (Guest) on June 3, 2019
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 21, 2019
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Ali (Guest) on May 17, 2019
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 16, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 13, 2019
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Mchawi (Guest) on May 11, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Mzee (Guest) on May 3, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Hassan (Guest) on April 24, 2019
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 19, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
James Mduma (Guest) on April 15, 2019
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Ramadhan (Guest) on April 14, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Nahida (Guest) on April 5, 2019
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Sharifa (Guest) on April 5, 2019
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Khalifa (Guest) on March 17, 2019
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Salima (Guest) on March 13, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Hawa (Guest) on March 7, 2019
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 2, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
John Malisa (Guest) on February 25, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 14, 2019
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
David Chacha (Guest) on February 13, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 11, 2019
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Ndoto (Guest) on February 10, 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Ibrahim (Guest) on January 19, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Ali (Guest) on January 15, 2019
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 4, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Amani (Guest) on December 29, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Sarafina (Guest) on December 20, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Rashid (Guest) on December 19, 2018
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 17, 2018
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Faiza (Guest) on December 12, 2018
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 10, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Kijakazi (Guest) on December 7, 2018
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Ann Awino (Guest) on December 3, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Rehema (Guest) on November 19, 2018
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Nassor (Guest) on November 13, 2018
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด