Ocean: "Long time no sea! π So wave hello!"
Explanation: This answer plays on the pun between "sea" and "see" to create a funny greeting from the ocean to the beach. The ocean humorously suggests that it has been a while since they have seen each other, and encourages the beach to greet it with a wave, both in terms of saying hello and the physical motion of waving. The use of the wave emoji adds a cheerful touch and enhances the playful tone of the response.
Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 15, 2020
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 9, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 6, 2020
I donβt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ππ€€
Rahma (Guest) on December 28, 2019
π€£ This oneβs fire!
Mazrui (Guest) on December 19, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
Fikiri (Guest) on December 14, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
John Kamande (Guest) on December 14, 2019
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
Khalifa (Guest) on December 4, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
Mwajabu (Guest) on December 3, 2019
Iβm not overweight. Iβm just under-tall. ποΈββοΈπ€
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 21, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Hawa (Guest) on November 19, 2019
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
Tambwe (Guest) on November 15, 2019
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
Ali (Guest) on November 14, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 9, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 5, 2019
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 26, 2019
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 25, 2019
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 25, 2019
π Iβm still laughing!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 24, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 18, 2019
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 11, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 8, 2019
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Chiku (Guest) on October 7, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
Kahina (Guest) on October 4, 2019
Why donβt skeletons go to scary movies? They donβt have the guts! ππ¬
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 30, 2019
Why donβt koalas make great detectives? Theyβre terrible at following koal-ifications! π¨π΅οΈββοΈ
Masika (Guest) on September 27, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! π
David Musyoka (Guest) on September 21, 2019
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 9, 2019
π This just made my day!
Nassor (Guest) on September 9, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
Salma (Guest) on September 2, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 24, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Leila (Guest) on August 24, 2019
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 22, 2019
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 20, 2019
I havenβt lost my mind. Itβs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πΎπ€―
Rubea (Guest) on August 17, 2019
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 2, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 28, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
Nassor (Guest) on July 27, 2019
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
Sumaya (Guest) on July 17, 2019
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 5, 2019
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 30, 2019
Why donβt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! π¦π€‘
Fadhili (Guest) on June 24, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
Maida (Guest) on June 21, 2019
My life feels like a test I didnβt study for. ππ€―
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 21, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 17, 2019
π You got me!
Tabu (Guest) on June 16, 2019
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 13, 2019
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 12, 2019
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 8, 2019
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
Baraka (Guest) on June 8, 2019
π Iβm still cracking up!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 2, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 1, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
Hashim (Guest) on May 17, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 12, 2019
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. π‘π§Ό
Kijakazi (Guest) on May 8, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
Sarafina (Guest) on May 2, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 1, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 1, 2019
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 30, 2019
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Yahya (Guest) on April 17, 2019
π I needed that laugh!