Q: What did the monster ask his sweetheart?
A: "Will you be my boo-tiful forever?" π»π
Explanation: This playful question combines the monster's spooky nature with his affectionate feelings for his sweetheart. The wordplay on "boo-tiful" adds a humorous touch, as monsters often use the term "boo" to scare people. By asking this question, the monster is humorously showing his love and hoping for a forever-lasting relationship with his sweetheart. The ghost emoji π» further emphasizes the monster's charm and adds a delightful twist to the riddle.
Biashara (Guest) on January 1, 2020
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on December 29, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
Fadhila (Guest) on December 21, 2019
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 16, 2019
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
Ibrahim (Guest) on December 15, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
Kassim (Guest) on December 12, 2019
π This joke just made my day!
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 10, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
Rahim (Guest) on November 23, 2019
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 17, 2019
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 15, 2019
π€£ Sending this now!
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on November 14, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 5, 2019
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
Maida (Guest) on October 24, 2019
If at first, you donβt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnβt for you. πͺβ
John Kamande (Guest) on October 13, 2019
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
Rahma (Guest) on October 1, 2019
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
Jaffar (Guest) on September 29, 2019
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 28, 2019
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
David Nyerere (Guest) on September 27, 2019
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on September 27, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 26, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ππ¦ΈββοΈ
Zawadi (Guest) on September 23, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
Yahya (Guest) on September 14, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 6, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
Amina (Guest) on September 1, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
Latifa (Guest) on August 31, 2019
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
Aziza (Guest) on August 18, 2019
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. π§ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 17, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 14, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. π»π
Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 14, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 4, 2019
π That punchline was epic!
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 3, 2019
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
Ann Awino (Guest) on July 1, 2019
Iβm not bossy, I just have better ideas. π‘π
Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 23, 2019
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 17, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
Mchuma (Guest) on June 7, 2019
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 7, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 3, 2019
π Needed this laugh, thanks!
Abubakar (Guest) on May 28, 2019
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
Zawadi (Guest) on May 22, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 15, 2019
π Iβm dying over here!
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 14, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
Kazija (Guest) on May 9, 2019
I donβt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donβt even know you.' Weβve been Facebook friends for two years! π±π
John Mushi (Guest) on May 6, 2019
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 30, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! π π§
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on April 22, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! π§Ήπ
Mohamed (Guest) on April 15, 2019
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
Ann Awino (Guest) on April 11, 2019
Iβm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. ποΈπ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 29, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 23, 2019
π€£ Sharing this with everyone!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 15, 2019
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 8, 2019
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 6, 2019
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
Abubakar (Guest) on March 5, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
Rabia (Guest) on March 3, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
Husna (Guest) on March 2, 2019
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
George Ndungu (Guest) on March 2, 2019
π Iβm dying!
Jamila (Guest) on February 22, 2019
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Sultan (Guest) on February 11, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iβd be rich... and probably still hungry. ππ΅
Sumaya (Guest) on February 3, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 31, 2019
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!