Short Answer: "Don't mug me, I'm fragile! โ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ"
Explanation: The dinner plate is jokingly warning the cup not to mug it because it's delicate and can easily break. The play on words between "mug" (as in to rob) and "cup" adds a humorous twist to the conversation. The use of the coffee cup and dinner plate emoji adds a playful touch to the response.
Jamila (Guest) on September 29, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Salum (Guest) on September 17, 2019
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 16, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
George Mallya (Guest) on September 10, 2019
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Maulid (Guest) on September 8, 2019
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Maida (Guest) on September 4, 2019
๐ This just made my day!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 29, 2019
๐ Iโm dying!
James Kimani (Guest) on August 28, 2019
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Zawadi (Guest) on August 23, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 16, 2019
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Khalifa (Guest) on August 8, 2019
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 30, 2019
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Hawa (Guest) on July 27, 2019
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Omar (Guest) on July 18, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Mohamed (Guest) on July 13, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 9, 2019
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 1, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Shukuru (Guest) on July 1, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
George Mallya (Guest) on June 24, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Amir (Guest) on June 19, 2019
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 13, 2019
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Raha (Guest) on June 11, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 7, 2019
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Nassar (Guest) on May 19, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 10, 2019
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 2, 2019
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Zawadi (Guest) on April 26, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 24, 2019
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Shukuru (Guest) on April 18, 2019
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 18, 2019
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Mchawi (Guest) on April 12, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 22, 2019
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Selemani (Guest) on March 18, 2019
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Fadhili (Guest) on March 15, 2019
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 7, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 5, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 3, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Abdullah (Guest) on February 27, 2019
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Fatuma (Guest) on February 25, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 23, 2019
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Zulekha (Guest) on February 20, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 15, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on February 13, 2019
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 8, 2019
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 7, 2019
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 7, 2019
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Mwafirika (Guest) on January 27, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 23, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 21, 2019
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 2, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 2, 2019
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 28, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Samuel Were (Guest) on December 24, 2018
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 4, 2018
๐ This made my day!
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 3, 2018
๐ Still cracking up!
Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 25, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on November 18, 2018
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Ndoto (Guest) on November 15, 2018
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Azima (Guest) on November 9, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Baraka (Guest) on November 7, 2018
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ