Short Answer: You go to the Arctic and pretend to be an ice cream truck! ๐ฆ๐ป
Explanation: To catch a polar bear, you need to use your wit and a little bit of trickery. By pretending to be an ice cream truck in the Arctic, you can entice the polar bear with the delicious treats, making it come to you willingly. Just make sure you have plenty of ice cream to share because polar bears have quite an appetite! ๐คฃ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 15, 2019
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Maimuna (Guest) on December 13, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 7, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Zulekha (Guest) on December 3, 2019
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Baraka (Guest) on November 26, 2019
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 20, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 19, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 18, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Jaffar (Guest) on November 15, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Zakia (Guest) on November 7, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 6, 2019
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Baraka (Guest) on November 6, 2019
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Habiba (Guest) on October 4, 2019
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 18, 2019
๐ That punchline!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 3, 2019
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 3, 2019
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Mgeni (Guest) on September 2, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Raha (Guest) on September 2, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 17, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 8, 2019
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 3, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Ndoto (Guest) on July 28, 2019
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 28, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 25, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Shabani (Guest) on July 16, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 13, 2019
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Saidi (Guest) on July 11, 2019
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Jamal (Guest) on July 9, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 8, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Zulekha (Guest) on June 27, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 23, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Mwajabu (Guest) on June 22, 2019
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 22, 2019
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 21, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Shani (Guest) on June 10, 2019
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 4, 2019
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on June 3, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 3, 2019
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 24, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 23, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Maida (Guest) on May 22, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Farida (Guest) on May 19, 2019
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Khadija (Guest) on May 17, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on May 14, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 26, 2019
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on April 8, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Mjaka (Guest) on April 8, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 8, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Josephine (Guest) on April 7, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 2, 2019
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 24, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 21, 2019
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 12, 2019
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Hamida (Guest) on February 19, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 7, 2019
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Arifa (Guest) on February 4, 2019
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 24, 2019
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Azima (Guest) on January 22, 2019
๐ Added to my favorites!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 22, 2019
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Mchuma (Guest) on January 22, 2019
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ