Funny Answer: 🧙♂️ Monsters tell their fortunes by reading their BOO-leans! 👻💀
Explanation: Monsters have their own unique way of telling fortunes by using a play on words. Rather than using "booleans," which are a computer science term, monsters use "BOO-leans" to predict their future. This adds a humorous twist to the idea of monsters seeking predictions about their lives. The use of the ghost emoji and the skull emoji adds to the playfulness and spooky vibe of the answer.
Issa (Guest) on December 11, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Zakaria (Guest) on December 10, 2019
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Rahim (Guest) on December 5, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Safiya (Guest) on November 15, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Josephine (Guest) on October 20, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 16, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 8, 2019
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Mwagonda (Guest) on October 6, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 5, 2019
😄 You got me!
Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 4, 2019
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Mary Mrope (Guest) on October 1, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 30, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Mhina (Guest) on September 28, 2019
😆 Saving this one!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 27, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 10, 2019
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Biashara (Guest) on September 9, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Halimah (Guest) on September 4, 2019
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 30, 2019
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 21, 2019
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 13, 2019
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Khadija (Guest) on July 7, 2019
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
John Mwangi (Guest) on June 30, 2019
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 17, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Rashid (Guest) on June 16, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Mwanais (Guest) on June 15, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
James Kimani (Guest) on June 12, 2019
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Nassor (Guest) on June 11, 2019
😆 Bookmarking this!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 9, 2019
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Omari (Guest) on May 31, 2019
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 20, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 16, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Husna (Guest) on May 5, 2019
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Victor Malima (Guest) on April 10, 2019
🤣 Pure genius!
Hekima (Guest) on April 1, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
David Kawawa (Guest) on March 30, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 22, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 21, 2019
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 16, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 4, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Sharifa (Guest) on February 21, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on February 11, 2019
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 10, 2019
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 7, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Josephine (Guest) on February 1, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 1, 2019
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
George Wanjala (Guest) on January 28, 2019
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
David Ochieng (Guest) on January 23, 2019
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 12, 2019
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 11, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 2, 2019
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 21, 2018
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Athumani (Guest) on December 7, 2018
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 6, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 5, 2018
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Zakia (Guest) on December 3, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Halima (Guest) on November 21, 2018
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Bakari (Guest) on November 18, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Yahya (Guest) on November 9, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 5, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 5, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷