Short Answer: The hairdresser won the race because they knew how to make every strand of hair "run"!
Explanation: The hairdresser won the race because they used their expertise in styling hair to make it look like it was running, giving them an extra boost of speed! 💇♀️💨
John Lissu (Guest) on October 5, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 5, 2019
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 26, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Mhina (Guest) on September 22, 2019
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Mohamed (Guest) on September 16, 2019
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
James Kawawa (Guest) on September 15, 2019
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Anna Mchome (Guest) on September 6, 2019
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Jaffar (Guest) on September 4, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 2, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Asha (Guest) on August 28, 2019
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 24, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Sekela (Guest) on August 24, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 21, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 15, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 14, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Yusuf (Guest) on August 2, 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Mwajuma (Guest) on August 2, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Bakari (Guest) on July 22, 2019
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 20, 2019
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Victor Malima (Guest) on July 16, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Chum (Guest) on July 10, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 8, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 6, 2019
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 5, 2019
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Mwajuma (Guest) on June 26, 2019
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Mashaka (Guest) on June 24, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 20, 2019
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Robert Okello (Guest) on June 15, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Nasra (Guest) on June 12, 2019
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Mwinyi (Guest) on June 12, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 5, 2019
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Saidi (Guest) on June 2, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 30, 2019
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Khatib (Guest) on May 20, 2019
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
George Ndungu (Guest) on May 20, 2019
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Nasra (Guest) on May 17, 2019
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 11, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 5, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Zubeida (Guest) on May 4, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
John Kamande (Guest) on April 6, 2019
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Wande (Guest) on April 4, 2019
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 23, 2019
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 18, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Nassor (Guest) on March 9, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 9, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 2, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Khamis (Guest) on March 1, 2019
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on February 14, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Mwinyi (Guest) on February 13, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
James Kimani (Guest) on February 9, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
James Kimani (Guest) on February 5, 2019
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Salma (Guest) on January 30, 2019
😄 You got me good!
Mchawi (Guest) on January 25, 2019
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 22, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 15, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 9, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 30, 2018
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Grace Minja (Guest) on December 28, 2018
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 28, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 27, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡