Short Answer: Because they swim in schools! 🐠🧠
Explanation: Fish are known to swim in schools, which means they swim together in large numbers. This can be interpreted as them being "smart" because they understand the power of teamwork and collaboration. Just like smart students who learn better when studying in groups, fish become intelligent by swimming in schools! 🏫🐟 It's a funny way to look at their behavior and appreciate their social skills!
Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 26, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 9, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Jamal (Guest) on November 7, 2020
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 6, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Khadija (Guest) on November 6, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 6, 2020
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Sekela (Guest) on November 4, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Biashara (Guest) on October 28, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 25, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 11, 2020
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 9, 2020
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Zakaria (Guest) on September 28, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Mwafirika (Guest) on September 21, 2020
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
George Mallya (Guest) on September 19, 2020
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 13, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 13, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 3, 2020
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 26, 2020
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Jabir (Guest) on August 22, 2020
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 20, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 19, 2020
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 9, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 6, 2020
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Hamida (Guest) on August 2, 2020
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Khalifa (Guest) on August 2, 2020
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Hawa (Guest) on July 26, 2020
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 25, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Zakaria (Guest) on July 21, 2020
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 16, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 14, 2020
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 6, 2020
😂 I’m dying!
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 3, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Yahya (Guest) on June 29, 2020
😆 Bookmarking this!
Shani (Guest) on June 26, 2020
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 16, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 13, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Omari (Guest) on June 6, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 20, 2020
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Mwajabu (Guest) on May 6, 2020
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Leila (Guest) on May 3, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 28, 2020
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 22, 2020
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 19, 2020
😆 Still cracking up!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 17, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 1, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on March 30, 2020
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Rehema (Guest) on March 25, 2020
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 17, 2020
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Mwinyi (Guest) on March 17, 2020
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 9, 2020
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Nuru (Guest) on March 4, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Asha (Guest) on February 26, 2020
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Jafari (Guest) on February 21, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Samuel Were (Guest) on February 18, 2020
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Issack (Guest) on February 7, 2020
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Mwagonda (Guest) on February 1, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Nasra (Guest) on January 30, 2020
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Victor Malima (Guest) on January 20, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 15, 2020
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on January 10, 2020
😂 So funny!