Short Answer: Because you don't want to press your luck! π
Explanation: Ironing a four leaf clover might flatten it and take away its charm. Since finding a four leaf clover is considered lucky, you wouldn't want to risk losing its magical powers by ironing it. So, it's best to leave the ironing board for your clothes and keep your four leaf clovers untouched for good luck! ππ
Masika (Guest) on February 24, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πΈπ‘
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 13, 2021
π€£ This oneβs fire!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 13, 2021
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! π°ποΈ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 12, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 9, 2021
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
Peter Otieno (Guest) on February 9, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
Khamis (Guest) on February 1, 2021
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 22, 2021
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 13, 2021
π€£ Pure genius!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 9, 2021
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 6, 2021
π€£ Sharing this right now!
Selemani (Guest) on January 2, 2021
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
Mchawi (Guest) on December 31, 2020
π This is too funny!
David Nyerere (Guest) on December 29, 2020
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! π₯π₯
Kijakazi (Guest) on December 25, 2020
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 18, 2020
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 8, 2020
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 8, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βοΈπ§΅
Habiba (Guest) on November 11, 2020
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on October 30, 2020
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
Zainab (Guest) on October 19, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
Sharifa (Guest) on October 5, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
Mwinyi (Guest) on October 1, 2020
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 9, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ
Arifa (Guest) on August 31, 2020
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π ββοΈ
George Tenga (Guest) on August 22, 2020
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 18, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
Kijakazi (Guest) on August 12, 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
Fadhili (Guest) on August 10, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 8, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Victor Malima (Guest) on July 27, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
Chum (Guest) on July 26, 2020
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 11, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
David Sokoine (Guest) on July 4, 2020
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πͺβ
Kassim (Guest) on July 3, 2020
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
Baraka (Guest) on June 29, 2020
π Can't stop laughing!
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 28, 2020
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 26, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Mgeni (Guest) on June 13, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! π
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 5, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
Ann Awino (Guest) on June 4, 2020
π Iβm dying over here!
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 27, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 27, 2020
Iβm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. π¦π
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 13, 2020
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
David Musyoka (Guest) on May 7, 2020
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
Mgeni (Guest) on May 6, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
John Mushi (Guest) on May 4, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
Shabani (Guest) on April 24, 2020
π Canβt wait to share this!
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 17, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
Salma (Guest) on March 31, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 23, 2020
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π π
Juma (Guest) on March 13, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Halimah (Guest) on March 11, 2020
π This is a keeper!
Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 6, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
Abubakari (Guest) on February 19, 2020
π Canβt stop laughing!
Nahida (Guest) on February 15, 2020
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§
Makame (Guest) on February 13, 2020
π I had to share this with everyone!
Sekela (Guest) on February 3, 2020
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
Rahim (Guest) on January 23, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 14, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€