Rahma (Guest) on October 13, 2020

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 4, 2020

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Faiza (Guest) on October 2, 2020

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Raha (Guest) on October 1, 2020

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Omari (Guest) on September 28, 2020

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Hashim (Guest) on September 24, 2020

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 22, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 21, 2020

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 18, 2020

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Sekela (Guest) on September 16, 2020

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Azima (Guest) on September 16, 2020

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Jafari (Guest) on September 15, 2020

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 2, 2020

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

David Ochieng (Guest) on August 28, 2020

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Jabir (Guest) on August 25, 2020

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 23, 2020

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 19, 2020

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Ann Awino (Guest) on August 15, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 1, 2020

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 31, 2020

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Selemani (Guest) on July 20, 2020

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Latifa (Guest) on July 8, 2020

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Grace Minja (Guest) on July 4, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 28, 2020

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 24, 2020

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Jamila (Guest) on June 23, 2020

😁 Added to my favorites!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 23, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 11, 2020

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Baridi (Guest) on June 7, 2020

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 5, 2020

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Sekela (Guest) on June 3, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 31, 2020

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Robert Okello (Guest) on May 28, 2020

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

John Lissu (Guest) on May 24, 2020

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 23, 2020

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Abubakari (Guest) on May 16, 2020

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 7, 2020

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Amir (Guest) on May 1, 2020

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Amir (Guest) on April 30, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 28, 2020

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Sekela (Guest) on April 22, 2020

😁 This just made my day!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 12, 2020

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 12, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Nahida (Guest) on April 7, 2020

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Sharifa (Guest) on March 22, 2020

😆 I’m dying over here!

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 21, 2020

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 12, 2020

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Shamim (Guest) on February 29, 2020

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on February 21, 2020

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Salima (Guest) on February 12, 2020

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 10, 2020

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Mary Mrope (Guest) on January 29, 2020

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 23, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on January 20, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

John Malisa (Guest) on January 13, 2020

😄 You got me!

Nuru (Guest) on January 3, 2020

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Mwagonda (Guest) on January 1, 2020

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Ndoto (Guest) on January 1, 2020

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 29, 2019

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Zakia (Guest) on December 25, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶