Short Answer: Because he had a one-track mind! 🤓👀
Explanation: The Cyclops, being a mythical creature with only a single eye, may have found it challenging to focus on multiple subjects and teach a diverse range of topics. With his one-track mind, he likely couldn't handle the variety that teaching demands. But hey, at least he had a unique perspective on things! 😉📚
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 27, 2021
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 27, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Ann Awino (Guest) on January 14, 2021
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 13, 2021
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Latifa (Guest) on January 3, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 1, 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Jamila (Guest) on December 27, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 19, 2020
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Khalifa (Guest) on December 17, 2020
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 13, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Ramadhan (Guest) on December 5, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 4, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Yusuf (Guest) on November 18, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 14, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 14, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 11, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 9, 2020
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 7, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Latifa (Guest) on November 5, 2020
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 31, 2020
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Safiya (Guest) on October 29, 2020
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
James Kawawa (Guest) on October 24, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
John Kamande (Guest) on October 4, 2020
😆 Still cracking up!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 25, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 24, 2020
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 23, 2020
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 22, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 21, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Ahmed (Guest) on September 8, 2020
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Jamal (Guest) on September 8, 2020
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 3, 2020
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 26, 2020
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Mazrui (Guest) on August 23, 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 22, 2020
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 2, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Majid (Guest) on August 1, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 20, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Shabani (Guest) on July 19, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 17, 2020
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 16, 2020
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Farida (Guest) on June 21, 2020
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Aziza (Guest) on June 10, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Sharifa (Guest) on June 10, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 2, 2020
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Khamis (Guest) on May 31, 2020
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Biashara (Guest) on May 26, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
George Tenga (Guest) on May 20, 2020
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Fikiri (Guest) on May 19, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on May 12, 2020
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Aziza (Guest) on May 3, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 1, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 30, 2020
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Mchawi (Guest) on April 24, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Salma (Guest) on April 24, 2020
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Abdillah (Guest) on April 15, 2020
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 10, 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 3, 2020
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Salum (Guest) on March 16, 2020
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 15, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 5, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️