The ruler! π Because it measures up to be the absolute ruler of the classroom! π Plus, it's always ready to lay down the law when it comes to straight lines and perfect angles. No other school supply can quite measure up to its regal status! π€΄πΌπ
Explanation: This answer plays with the double meaning of "king" in the question, incorporating the ruler (the measuring tool) as the humorous king of the classroom. The use of emojis adds a playful touch to the response, emphasizing the ruler's authority and importance in maintaining order and precision in the classroom.
Nahida (Guest) on March 11, 2021
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
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Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 23, 2021
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 15, 2021
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 14, 2021
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
Robert Okello (Guest) on February 13, 2021
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
Maimuna (Guest) on February 6, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 5, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 19, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 18, 2021
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 10, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 9, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 8, 2021
π€£ Sharing this with everyone!
Hawa (Guest) on January 4, 2021
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 4, 2021
Whatβs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! π£πΊ
Ibrahim (Guest) on January 2, 2021
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 29, 2020
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 16, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! π‘π
Nuru (Guest) on December 12, 2020
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Mhina (Guest) on December 11, 2020
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 8, 2020
π Sharing right away!
Rashid (Guest) on December 5, 2020
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 4, 2020
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
Shamsa (Guest) on December 3, 2020
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 1, 2020
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πͺβ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on November 30, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 29, 2020
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 28, 2020
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Mariam (Guest) on November 26, 2020
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
Amina (Guest) on November 22, 2020
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 21, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 14, 2020
This joke deserves an award! π
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 8, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 30, 2020
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
Zulekha (Guest) on October 27, 2020
π Iβm dying!
David Musyoka (Guest) on October 26, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on October 23, 2020
π I need to save this one forever!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 21, 2020
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°
Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 21, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. π€£π
Daudi (Guest) on October 14, 2020
π This joke just made my day!
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 11, 2020
π I had to share this with everyone!
Maulid (Guest) on October 5, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Mchuma (Guest) on September 15, 2020
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
Latifa (Guest) on September 10, 2020
Iβm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. ποΈπ
Rahma (Guest) on August 15, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Zainab (Guest) on August 6, 2020
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
Salima (Guest) on August 3, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
Hawa (Guest) on July 25, 2020
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
David Kawawa (Guest) on July 24, 2020
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 4, 2020
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
Mtumwa (Guest) on July 1, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
Kahina (Guest) on June 23, 2020
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
Mwafirika (Guest) on June 20, 2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 18, 2020
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 11, 2020
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. π·π
Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 3, 2020
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 18, 2020
π This just made my day!
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 16, 2020
I donβt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iβm just glad itβs not a shot glass. π₯πΉ
David Chacha (Guest) on May 16, 2020
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ππ€
Mhina (Guest) on May 13, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ