Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 11, 2020

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 11, 2020

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Maneno (Guest) on September 9, 2020

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Mwalimu (Guest) on September 2, 2020

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

George Wanjala (Guest) on August 19, 2020

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 18, 2020

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 7, 2020

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

James Mduma (Guest) on July 31, 2020

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 25, 2020

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 21, 2020

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 20, 2020

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Fatuma (Guest) on July 16, 2020

😃 Instant mood boost!

Nyota (Guest) on July 15, 2020

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Jaffar (Guest) on July 7, 2020

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

David Sokoine (Guest) on July 6, 2020

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

John Kamande (Guest) on July 4, 2020

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 30, 2020

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 26, 2020

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Khatib (Guest) on June 11, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 24, 2020

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Yusra (Guest) on May 12, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Daudi (Guest) on May 8, 2020

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

John Mwangi (Guest) on May 5, 2020

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Khatib (Guest) on May 5, 2020

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 4, 2020

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Hawa (Guest) on April 26, 2020

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Zuhura (Guest) on April 19, 2020

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 15, 2020

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 14, 2020

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Fadhila (Guest) on April 1, 2020

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Chum (Guest) on March 30, 2020

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 21, 2020

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 16, 2020

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Makame (Guest) on March 10, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

John Lissu (Guest) on March 9, 2020

😄 Nailed it!

Sultan (Guest) on March 6, 2020

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Rashid (Guest) on March 4, 2020

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Abdullah (Guest) on March 4, 2020

😆 This one really got me!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 27, 2020

😆 That punchline!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on February 21, 2020

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Mwajabu (Guest) on February 18, 2020

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on February 14, 2020

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 12, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Tambwe (Guest) on January 28, 2020

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Farida (Guest) on January 17, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Ann Awino (Guest) on January 16, 2020

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Josephine (Guest) on January 15, 2020

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Mtumwa (Guest) on January 13, 2020

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 29, 2019

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 26, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 15, 2019

🤣 Pure genius!

Khadija (Guest) on December 15, 2019

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Mwachumu (Guest) on December 12, 2019

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 9, 2019

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 8, 2019

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Saidi (Guest) on December 5, 2019

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 4, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on November 25, 2019

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 20, 2019

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Latifa (Guest) on November 15, 2019

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩