What is a math teacher’s favorite type of dessert?

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 8, 2020

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

John Mwangi (Guest) on November 4, 2020

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 15, 2020

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Abdillah (Guest) on October 2, 2020

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 25, 2020

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 23, 2020

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 18, 2020

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Daudi (Guest) on September 7, 2020

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 6, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 23, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Mwakisu (Guest) on August 18, 2020

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 14, 2020

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 27, 2020

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 25, 2020

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

David Nyerere (Guest) on July 24, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Muslima (Guest) on July 19, 2020

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 17, 2020

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Muslima (Guest) on July 7, 2020

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 6, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 28, 2020

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Maimuna (Guest) on June 26, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 8, 2020

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Nchi (Guest) on May 31, 2020

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 20, 2020

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Mtumwa (Guest) on May 15, 2020

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 4, 2020

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 29, 2020

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 26, 2020

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 14, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Raha (Guest) on April 5, 2020

🤣 Sending this now!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 3, 2020

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 31, 2020

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 28, 2020

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Anna Malela (Guest) on March 26, 2020

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 18, 2020

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 8, 2020

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Amir (Guest) on March 2, 2020

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 18, 2020

😁 This made my day!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 13, 2020

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 12, 2020

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Tambwe (Guest) on February 7, 2020

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Kiza (Guest) on February 7, 2020

😄 Perfect joke!

Kiza (Guest) on February 4, 2020

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Frank Macha (Guest) on February 2, 2020

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 28, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Mwajuma (Guest) on January 28, 2020

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 25, 2020

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Chris Okello (Guest) on January 24, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 8, 2020

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 31, 2019

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Nassor (Guest) on December 20, 2019

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Amina (Guest) on December 19, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 17, 2019

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Baraka (Guest) on December 15, 2019

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

James Malima (Guest) on December 15, 2019

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 11, 2019

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Abdullah (Guest) on December 8, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Safiya (Guest) on December 5, 2019

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Shamim (Guest) on November 11, 2019

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Bahati (Guest) on November 11, 2019

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵