A math teacher's favorite type of dessert is... Ο! π₯§
Explanation: A math teacher's favorite dessert is Ο (pi), which is a mathematical constant representing the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. It's a clever play on words since Ο sounds like "pie" and math teachers love all things related to numbers and geometry. Plus, who can resist a delicious slice of pie? π€©
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 8, 2020
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
John Mwangi (Guest) on November 4, 2020
π I need to save this one forever!
Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 15, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
Abdillah (Guest) on October 2, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 25, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 23, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 18, 2020
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Daudi (Guest) on September 7, 2020
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 6, 2020
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 23, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
Mwakisu (Guest) on August 18, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 14, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 27, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. π»π
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 25, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
David Nyerere (Guest) on July 24, 2020
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Muslima (Guest) on July 19, 2020
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π ββοΈ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 17, 2020
Why donβt skeletons go to scary movies? They donβt have the guts! ππ¬
Muslima (Guest) on July 7, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itβs not flying! βοΈπ±
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 6, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 28, 2020
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
Maimuna (Guest) on June 26, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 8, 2020
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
Nchi (Guest) on May 31, 2020
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 20, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ
Mtumwa (Guest) on May 15, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 4, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 29, 2020
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 26, 2020
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 14, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Raha (Guest) on April 5, 2020
π€£ Sending this now!
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 3, 2020
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 31, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 28, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
Anna Malela (Guest) on March 26, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 18, 2020
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 8, 2020
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! βπ
Amir (Guest) on March 2, 2020
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. π»ποΈ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 18, 2020
π This made my day!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 13, 2020
π€£ Sharing this right now!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 12, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
Tambwe (Guest) on February 7, 2020
This joke deserves an award! π
Kiza (Guest) on February 7, 2020
π Perfect joke!
Kiza (Guest) on February 4, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
Frank Macha (Guest) on February 2, 2020
Iβm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. π¦π
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 28, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iβd be rich... and probably still hungry. ππ΅
Mwajuma (Guest) on January 28, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 25, 2020
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Chris Okello (Guest) on January 24, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ππ¦
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 8, 2020
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 31, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
Nassor (Guest) on December 20, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Amina (Guest) on December 19, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 17, 2019
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
Baraka (Guest) on December 15, 2019
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
James Malima (Guest) on December 15, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 11, 2019
What do you call a snowmanβs dog? A slush puppy! βπ
Abdullah (Guest) on December 8, 2019
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Safiya (Guest) on December 5, 2019
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
Shamim (Guest) on November 11, 2019
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Bahati (Guest) on November 11, 2019
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅