Q: What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? 🐘
A: The elephant's ego! 🙌
Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji 🙌, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.
Fadhili (Guest) on March 7, 2021
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Mtumwa (Guest) on February 26, 2021
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 25, 2021
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 23, 2021
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 14, 2021
🤣 Sending this now!
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 13, 2021
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Shabani (Guest) on February 9, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on February 5, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Khamis (Guest) on February 4, 2021
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 28, 2021
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Safiya (Guest) on January 19, 2021
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 18, 2021
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 11, 2021
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 31, 2020
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Amir (Guest) on December 24, 2020
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 20, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Fatuma (Guest) on December 18, 2020
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 16, 2020
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Nuru (Guest) on December 13, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Neema (Guest) on December 11, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 9, 2020
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 3, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Jabir (Guest) on December 1, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Maneno (Guest) on November 30, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Sumaya (Guest) on November 29, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 28, 2020
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 18, 2020
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on November 16, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Mwinyi (Guest) on November 15, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Daudi (Guest) on October 27, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Khadija (Guest) on October 24, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Nyota (Guest) on October 21, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 14, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 10, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 4, 2020
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 3, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Shukuru (Guest) on September 13, 2020
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 6, 2020
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 7, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 5, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Grace Minja (Guest) on July 31, 2020
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Sultan (Guest) on July 27, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Amir (Guest) on July 15, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Jamal (Guest) on July 6, 2020
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Abdullah (Guest) on July 5, 2020
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Rehema (Guest) on July 3, 2020
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Kiza (Guest) on July 2, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Juma (Guest) on July 1, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 26, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
John Mushi (Guest) on June 22, 2020
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Azima (Guest) on June 21, 2020
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Mwakisu (Guest) on June 10, 2020
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 7, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Mariam (Guest) on May 29, 2020
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Sekela (Guest) on May 28, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Khalifa (Guest) on May 7, 2020
🤣 This one got me good!
David Musyoka (Guest) on May 7, 2020
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Nassar (Guest) on April 24, 2020
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Abdullah (Guest) on April 22, 2020
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 15, 2020
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!