Q: Whatβs bigger than an elephant, but doesnβt weigh anything? π
A: The elephant's ego! π
Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji π, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.
Fadhili (Guest) on March 7, 2021
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
Mtumwa (Guest) on February 26, 2021
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! π β½
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 25, 2021
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 23, 2021
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 14, 2021
π€£ Sending this now!
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 13, 2021
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
Shabani (Guest) on February 9, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on February 5, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
Khamis (Guest) on February 4, 2021
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 28, 2021
Whatβs a vampireβs favorite fruit? A blood orange! π§ββοΈπ
Safiya (Guest) on January 19, 2021
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 18, 2021
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 11, 2021
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 31, 2020
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
Amir (Guest) on December 24, 2020
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 20, 2020
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
Fatuma (Guest) on December 18, 2020
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 16, 2020
Why donβt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! π½π
Nuru (Guest) on December 13, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
Neema (Guest) on December 11, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 9, 2020
π I had to share this with everyone!
Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 3, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
Jabir (Guest) on December 1, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
Maneno (Guest) on November 30, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
Sumaya (Guest) on November 29, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 28, 2020
You know youβre an adult when you get excited about things like βcleaning supplies.β π§Όπ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 18, 2020
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on November 16, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
Mwinyi (Guest) on November 15, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
Daudi (Guest) on October 27, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
Khadija (Guest) on October 24, 2020
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Nyota (Guest) on October 21, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 14, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 10, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 4, 2020
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 3, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
Shukuru (Guest) on September 13, 2020
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 6, 2020
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 7, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 5, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
Grace Minja (Guest) on July 31, 2020
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
Sultan (Guest) on July 27, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
Amir (Guest) on July 15, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
Jamal (Guest) on July 6, 2020
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
Abdullah (Guest) on July 5, 2020
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
Rehema (Guest) on July 3, 2020
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
Kiza (Guest) on July 2, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
Juma (Guest) on July 1, 2020
Iβm not bossy, I just have better ideas. π‘π
Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 26, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
John Mushi (Guest) on June 22, 2020
I dusted once. It came back. Iβm not falling for that again. π§Ήπ
Azima (Guest) on June 21, 2020
π€£ Sharing this right now!
Mwakisu (Guest) on June 10, 2020
π I need to save this one forever!
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 7, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Mariam (Guest) on May 29, 2020
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Sekela (Guest) on May 28, 2020
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
Khalifa (Guest) on May 7, 2020
π€£ This one got me good!
David Musyoka (Guest) on May 7, 2020
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
Nassar (Guest) on April 24, 2020
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
Abdullah (Guest) on April 22, 2020
If stress burned calories, Iβd be a supermodel. π₯π
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 15, 2020
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!