What’s a frog’s favorite game?

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 2, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 30, 2021

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Nassar (Guest) on March 26, 2021

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Maimuna (Guest) on March 25, 2021

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Grace Minja (Guest) on March 11, 2021

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Bahati (Guest) on March 9, 2021

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 7, 2021

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on March 5, 2021

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 17, 2021

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 15, 2021

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Mwafirika (Guest) on February 11, 2021

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Arifa (Guest) on February 9, 2021

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Mchuma (Guest) on February 9, 2021

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 3, 2021

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Victor Malima (Guest) on January 24, 2021

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 18, 2021

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 9, 2021

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Faiza (Guest) on January 3, 2021

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Shukuru (Guest) on December 31, 2020

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Sofia (Guest) on December 30, 2020

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 16, 2020

😂 Sharing right away!

Ann Awino (Guest) on December 14, 2020

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Bahati (Guest) on December 14, 2020

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Anna Malela (Guest) on December 12, 2020

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Athumani (Guest) on December 8, 2020

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on December 7, 2020

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

George Mallya (Guest) on December 5, 2020

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Janet Sumari (Guest) on November 28, 2020

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 20, 2020

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 19, 2020

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 18, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 10, 2020

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Mwafirika (Guest) on November 4, 2020

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

David Sokoine (Guest) on November 1, 2020

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 29, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 28, 2020

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Latifa (Guest) on October 27, 2020

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Furaha (Guest) on October 14, 2020

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 8, 2020

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Masika (Guest) on October 6, 2020

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 4, 2020

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 16, 2020

😆 I’m dying over here!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 16, 2020

🤣 Sending this now!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 15, 2020

😃 Instant mood boost!

Mwinyi (Guest) on September 5, 2020

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 24, 2020

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Neema (Guest) on August 23, 2020

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 17, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Sultan (Guest) on August 15, 2020

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 20, 2020

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Husna (Guest) on July 9, 2020

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Furaha (Guest) on June 19, 2020

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 2, 2020

🤣 This joke is too good!

Maida (Guest) on May 3, 2020

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Kahina (Guest) on May 3, 2020

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Rukia (Guest) on April 27, 2020

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Mwajabu (Guest) on April 21, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 10, 2020

😆 Bookmarking this!

Issa (Guest) on March 24, 2020

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 21, 2020

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭