The most important key at Thanksgiving dinner is the "tur-key"! 🦃
Explanation: The riddle plays on the word "key" by using a pun. It implies that the most important key at Thanksgiving dinner is not a literal key, but the delicious turkey, which is the centerpiece of the meal. The use of the turkey emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
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😆 Rolling on the floor!
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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🤣 Brilliant joke!
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James Kawawa (Guest) on April 21, 2020
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🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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