Khatib (Guest) on September 28, 2020

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 28, 2020

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 17, 2020

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 12, 2020

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Chum (Guest) on September 9, 2020

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Binti (Guest) on September 2, 2020

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 1, 2020

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 30, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 25, 2020

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Nuru (Guest) on August 20, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 19, 2020

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Shabani (Guest) on August 8, 2020

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Anna Malela (Guest) on July 26, 2020

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Tabu (Guest) on July 17, 2020

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 24, 2020

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 19, 2020

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 18, 2020

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 16, 2020

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Fikiri (Guest) on June 13, 2020

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 12, 2020

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

David Chacha (Guest) on June 12, 2020

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 2, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 29, 2020

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Rabia (Guest) on May 26, 2020

😂 This is too funny!

Ibrahim (Guest) on May 4, 2020

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Bahati (Guest) on May 1, 2020

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 27, 2020

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 27, 2020

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 26, 2020

😄 You got me!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 26, 2020

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 26, 2020

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Baridi (Guest) on April 22, 2020

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Majid (Guest) on April 19, 2020

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Mwachumu (Guest) on April 16, 2020

😂 I’m dying!

Kazija (Guest) on April 10, 2020

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on April 6, 2020

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 23, 2020

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Mwajuma (Guest) on March 13, 2020

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Maneno (Guest) on March 2, 2020

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Bakari (Guest) on February 23, 2020

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Faiza (Guest) on February 18, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 2, 2020

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Mzee (Guest) on January 20, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Samuel Were (Guest) on January 6, 2020

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Zakaria (Guest) on January 2, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 30, 2019

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Maida (Guest) on December 27, 2019

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Mustafa (Guest) on December 21, 2019

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 16, 2019

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 7, 2019

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on December 4, 2019

😂 Gotta save this!

David Musyoka (Guest) on December 4, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 30, 2019

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 29, 2019

🤣 This one’s fire!

Kazija (Guest) on November 21, 2019

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 19, 2019

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Grace Minja (Guest) on October 15, 2019

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

David Musyoka (Guest) on October 7, 2019

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 7, 2019

😁 Added to my favorites!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 4, 2019

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣