Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! 🧛♂️🧄🍆
Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! 😄🌙
Mwajuma (Guest) on March 3, 2021
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on February 26, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 23, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Frank Macha (Guest) on February 17, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 14, 2021
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on February 12, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Khatib (Guest) on January 30, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 28, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Charles Mchome (Guest) on January 26, 2021
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
George Mallya (Guest) on January 10, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 7, 2021
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 7, 2021
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 2, 2021
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Furaha (Guest) on January 1, 2021
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Juma (Guest) on December 13, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 1, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 23, 2020
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 21, 2020
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 10, 2020
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Omari (Guest) on November 3, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Yusuf (Guest) on November 1, 2020
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 26, 2020
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 23, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Amir (Guest) on October 22, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 21, 2020
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 14, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Tabu (Guest) on October 13, 2020
🤣 This one got me good!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 8, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Shamsa (Guest) on October 6, 2020
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Nchi (Guest) on October 5, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 1, 2020
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Baridi (Guest) on September 23, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Mwanais (Guest) on September 14, 2020
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Binti (Guest) on September 5, 2020
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 3, 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 29, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 27, 2020
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 8, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 5, 2020
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Mustafa (Guest) on August 4, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 20, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Kiza (Guest) on July 18, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 13, 2020
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 12, 2020
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Mchawi (Guest) on July 10, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 10, 2020
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 18, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 17, 2020
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 14, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Kijakazi (Guest) on June 8, 2020
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 7, 2020
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Kheri (Guest) on June 2, 2020
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
James Malima (Guest) on May 31, 2020
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 31, 2020
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 14, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Shukuru (Guest) on May 13, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 12, 2020
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 7, 2020
🤣 This one’s fire!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 30, 2020
😂 So funny!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 25, 2020
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄