Short Answer: They go trick-or-tweeting! ππ¦
Explanation: Birds, like many of us, enjoy the Halloween tradition of going door-to-door in their feathered costumes, but instead of saying trick-or-treat, they go trick-or-tweeting! They tweet their spooky greetings and collect delicious treats like birdseed or worms. It's a hilarious sight to see them all fluttering around in their adorable costumes, ready to celebrate Halloween in their own unique way. π¦ππ·οΈ
Fatuma (Guest) on September 8, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
Yusra (Guest) on September 3, 2020
I didnβt see that punchline comingβhilarious! π€£
Baridi (Guest) on September 3, 2020
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 29, 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
Mjaka (Guest) on August 26, 2020
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 24, 2020
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
George Tenga (Guest) on August 15, 2020
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
John Malisa (Guest) on August 12, 2020
If at first, you donβt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnβt for you. πͺβ
Binti (Guest) on August 11, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 8, 2020
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 4, 2020
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
Hamida (Guest) on July 20, 2020
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
George Wanjala (Guest) on July 14, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Victor Malima (Guest) on July 11, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 6, 2020
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 20, 2020
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 10, 2020
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 9, 2020
π Laughing so hard right now!
Kazija (Guest) on June 6, 2020
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
John Kamande (Guest) on June 5, 2020
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 1, 2020
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 21, 2020
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 21, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
Abdullah (Guest) on May 11, 2020
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on May 7, 2020
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 5, 2020
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. ππ¬
Habiba (Guest) on March 29, 2020
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 17, 2020
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
Sumaya (Guest) on March 17, 2020
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 16, 2020
π Too good!
Mwajabu (Guest) on March 10, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! π§Ήπ
Bahati (Guest) on February 27, 2020
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 25, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
Shukuru (Guest) on February 19, 2020
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 10, 2020
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 4, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 3, 2020
Whoever said money canβt buy happiness didnβt know where to shop. π΅ποΈ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 23, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! π¨βπΎπ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 22, 2020
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 21, 2020
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
Abdillah (Guest) on January 17, 2020
Why donβt oysters donate to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ°
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 14, 2020
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 14, 2020
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 14, 2020
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 13, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
Khalifa (Guest) on January 9, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 14, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
Susan Wangari (Guest) on December 7, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
Kijakazi (Guest) on November 28, 2019
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youβre too young to smoke! π π
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 25, 2019
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 25, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on November 22, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 21, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. π»π
Nasra (Guest) on November 20, 2019
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 11, 2019
Thanks Ackyshine
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 9, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 8, 2019
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
Issa (Guest) on October 24, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ππ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 10, 2019
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
John Mushi (Guest) on September 8, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ