Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! ๐ฅ๐
Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! ๐ฅ๐
John Mwangi (Guest) on November 7, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 5, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 2, 2021
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Husna (Guest) on October 31, 2021
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 29, 2021
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Chum (Guest) on October 22, 2021
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Masika (Guest) on October 21, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Aziza (Guest) on October 21, 2021
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 2, 2021
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 2, 2021
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Shani (Guest) on September 21, 2021
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Shani (Guest) on September 16, 2021
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 15, 2021
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Mhina (Guest) on September 14, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Mwalimu (Guest) on September 3, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 21, 2021
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 3, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 1, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 15, 2021
๐ Still cracking up!
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 15, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on July 11, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Baraka (Guest) on June 29, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Rahim (Guest) on June 22, 2021
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 20, 2021
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 19, 2021
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Nuru (Guest) on June 8, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 7, 2021
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Mwakisu (Guest) on May 22, 2021
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Masika (Guest) on May 20, 2021
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Omari (Guest) on May 5, 2021
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Nuru (Guest) on May 5, 2021
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 29, 2021
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 28, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Khalifa (Guest) on April 15, 2021
๐ Instant mood boost!
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 14, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 13, 2021
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Kahina (Guest) on April 11, 2021
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Maimuna (Guest) on April 7, 2021
๐ This is gold!
Tabu (Guest) on April 3, 2021
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
John Malisa (Guest) on April 3, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Mashaka (Guest) on April 3, 2021
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Arifa (Guest) on March 31, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Kijakazi (Guest) on March 30, 2021
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Hawa (Guest) on March 19, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 14, 2021
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 12, 2021
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Mwinyi (Guest) on February 8, 2021
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Mariam (Guest) on January 29, 2021
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on January 20, 2021
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 16, 2021
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Salima (Guest) on January 14, 2021
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Mjaka (Guest) on January 9, 2021
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on December 31, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Sumaya (Guest) on December 30, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Jabir (Guest) on December 22, 2020
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Latifa (Guest) on December 18, 2020
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 12, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Salum (Guest) on December 7, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 21, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
George Ndungu (Guest) on November 3, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ