Charles Mboje (Guest) on March 5, 2022

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 24, 2022

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Jamila (Guest) on February 16, 2022

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Halima (Guest) on February 15, 2022

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 31, 2022

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 31, 2022

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 30, 2022

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 27, 2022

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 26, 2022

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 21, 2022

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Grace Minja (Guest) on January 6, 2022

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 5, 2022

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Mashaka (Guest) on January 5, 2022

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Tabu (Guest) on December 26, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Faiza (Guest) on December 24, 2021

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 16, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Grace Minja (Guest) on December 9, 2021

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Hashim (Guest) on December 2, 2021

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

David Nyerere (Guest) on December 1, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Zainab (Guest) on November 28, 2021

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Rashid (Guest) on November 18, 2021

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 16, 2021

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 14, 2021

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 10, 2021

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 1, 2021

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 24, 2021

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 18, 2021

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 4, 2021

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Aziza (Guest) on September 25, 2021

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 22, 2021

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 9, 2021

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Daudi (Guest) on August 21, 2021

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Maida (Guest) on August 17, 2021

😂 Sharing right away!

David Kawawa (Guest) on August 16, 2021

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 11, 2021

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

John Lissu (Guest) on August 1, 2021

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

James Mduma (Guest) on August 1, 2021

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

George Wanjala (Guest) on July 27, 2021

😂 I’m dying!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 9, 2021

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on July 2, 2021

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Kiza (Guest) on July 1, 2021

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 30, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 24, 2021

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 19, 2021

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Mwachumu (Guest) on June 5, 2021

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Mwakisu (Guest) on May 31, 2021

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Shani (Guest) on May 28, 2021

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Raha (Guest) on May 22, 2021

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Mariam (Guest) on May 21, 2021

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 12, 2021

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 9, 2021

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 8, 2021

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Yahya (Guest) on May 5, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Mwanais (Guest) on May 4, 2021

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 1, 2021

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Khatib (Guest) on April 25, 2021

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Yahya (Guest) on April 22, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Tambwe (Guest) on April 17, 2021

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 13, 2021

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

George Wanjala (Guest) on April 13, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂