Short Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! ๐ฟ๐
Explanation: The robber took a shower because he thought that by getting squeaky clean, he could wash away any evidence and leave no trace behind. Little did he know that his plan would be foiled by the clever detectives who were hot on his trail! But hey, at least he smelled nice while being caught! ๐ง๐
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 3, 2022
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Hawa (Guest) on December 26, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 14, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Rabia (Guest) on December 6, 2021
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 4, 2021
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Kiza (Guest) on November 9, 2021
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 8, 2021
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Maulid (Guest) on November 1, 2021
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Robert Okello (Guest) on October 30, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 28, 2021
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 19, 2021
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 19, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Furaha (Guest) on October 18, 2021
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Tabu (Guest) on October 16, 2021
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 16, 2021
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Kazija (Guest) on October 4, 2021
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 18, 2021
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 14, 2021
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Azima (Guest) on September 12, 2021
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Abubakar (Guest) on September 10, 2021
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on September 1, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 30, 2021
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 29, 2021
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Hashim (Guest) on August 24, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Faiza (Guest) on August 11, 2021
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 2, 2021
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 1, 2021
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 30, 2021
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 30, 2021
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 17, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Zulekha (Guest) on July 13, 2021
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Mchuma (Guest) on July 9, 2021
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Maulid (Guest) on July 5, 2021
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 29, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 29, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Faiza (Guest) on June 28, 2021
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 27, 2021
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Nyota (Guest) on June 15, 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 10, 2021
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 31, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Mwafirika (Guest) on May 26, 2021
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 25, 2021
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 8, 2021
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Fatuma (Guest) on April 27, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Baraka (Guest) on April 21, 2021
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
James Kawawa (Guest) on April 4, 2021
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Khamis (Guest) on March 31, 2021
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 31, 2021
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 29, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Yusra (Guest) on March 28, 2021
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 25, 2021
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 24, 2021
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 16, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 11, 2021
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on February 28, 2021
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 27, 2021
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on February 24, 2021
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Rashid (Guest) on February 23, 2021
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
John Kamande (Guest) on February 21, 2021
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Mwalimu (Guest) on February 19, 2021
๐ Sharing right away!