Why did the man take his clock to the vet?

Ndoto (Guest) on October 28, 2021

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Mgeni (Guest) on October 24, 2021

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Sofia (Guest) on September 30, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Fadhila (Guest) on September 29, 2021

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 17, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Khalifa (Guest) on September 7, 2021

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 4, 2021

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on September 4, 2021

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 28, 2021

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

George Wanjala (Guest) on August 26, 2021

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Husna (Guest) on August 20, 2021

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Shukuru (Guest) on August 19, 2021

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 11, 2021

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Abubakar (Guest) on August 4, 2021

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Chum (Guest) on July 22, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 21, 2021

🤣 Sending this now!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 17, 2021

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 12, 2021

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

John Kamande (Guest) on July 7, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 29, 2021

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 19, 2021

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Saidi (Guest) on June 6, 2021

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 4, 2021

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 29, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 23, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Juma (Guest) on May 17, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 16, 2021

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 14, 2021

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 12, 2021

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Salum (Guest) on May 9, 2021

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Hamida (Guest) on April 25, 2021

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Jaffar (Guest) on April 22, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 19, 2021

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 12, 2021

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 12, 2021

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 20, 2021

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Zubeida (Guest) on March 16, 2021

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

John Kamande (Guest) on March 15, 2021

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 15, 2021

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 11, 2021

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 10, 2021

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 23, 2021

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 22, 2021

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 19, 2021

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 17, 2021

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 11, 2021

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 7, 2021

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Neema (Guest) on February 3, 2021

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on January 22, 2021

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 21, 2021

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 18, 2021

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Sofia (Guest) on January 11, 2021

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 6, 2021

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Rabia (Guest) on January 3, 2021

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Abubakar (Guest) on December 26, 2020

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 25, 2020

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 13, 2020

😆 Totally hilarious!

Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 12, 2020

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 8, 2020

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Ndoto (Guest) on December 5, 2020

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋