Who is Knocking?

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 30, 2022

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Jaffar (Guest) on January 17, 2022

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Mgeni (Guest) on January 10, 2022

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Kassim (Guest) on January 3, 2022

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Kahina (Guest) on January 1, 2022

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Kazija (Guest) on December 30, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 28, 2021

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 24, 2021

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 22, 2021

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Mohamed (Guest) on December 21, 2021

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Mwachumu (Guest) on December 14, 2021

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Khadija (Guest) on December 7, 2021

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Mtumwa (Guest) on November 30, 2021

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Sofia (Guest) on November 14, 2021

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 7, 2021

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 5, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 28, 2021

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Mustafa (Guest) on September 26, 2021

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 24, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Zawadi (Guest) on September 17, 2021

😂 Gotta save this!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on September 15, 2021

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Zulekha (Guest) on September 13, 2021

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 12, 2021

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 4, 2021

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 2, 2021

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 13, 2021

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 13, 2021

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 11, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 2, 2021

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Hamida (Guest) on July 22, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Mzee (Guest) on July 20, 2021

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 23, 2021

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

John Mwangi (Guest) on June 21, 2021

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Zainab (Guest) on June 12, 2021

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 10, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 7, 2021

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Tambwe (Guest) on May 31, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 24, 2021

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Mwafirika (Guest) on May 18, 2021

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 3, 2021

😆 I’m dying over here!

Zainab (Guest) on May 2, 2021

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 1, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Khamis (Guest) on April 30, 2021

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

John Malisa (Guest) on April 29, 2021

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Zawadi (Guest) on April 23, 2021

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Rahim (Guest) on April 18, 2021

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 14, 2021

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 7, 2021

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 5, 2021

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Biashara (Guest) on April 1, 2021

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Nassar (Guest) on March 10, 2021

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 26, 2021

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 15, 2021

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 14, 2021

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 11, 2021

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 9, 2021

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 7, 2021

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 7, 2021

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 24, 2021

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Hamida (Guest) on January 9, 2021

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖