Short Answer: It's probably a flock of tap-dancing penguins! ๐ง๐ถ
Explanation: When someone asks "Who is knocking?", we can give a funny and imaginative response to bring a cheerful tone. By suggesting that a flock of tap-dancing penguins is responsible for the knocking, we paint a playful picture that brings a smile to the face. The idea of penguins tapping away at the door is silly and unexpected, adding a touch of creativity and humor to the situation. The penguin emoji reinforces the lightheartedness of the response.
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 30, 2022
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Jaffar (Guest) on January 17, 2022
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Mgeni (Guest) on January 10, 2022
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Kassim (Guest) on January 3, 2022
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Kahina (Guest) on January 1, 2022
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Kazija (Guest) on December 30, 2021
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 28, 2021
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 24, 2021
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 22, 2021
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Mohamed (Guest) on December 21, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Mwachumu (Guest) on December 14, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Khadija (Guest) on December 7, 2021
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Mtumwa (Guest) on November 30, 2021
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Sofia (Guest) on November 14, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 7, 2021
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 5, 2021
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 28, 2021
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Mustafa (Guest) on September 26, 2021
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 24, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Zawadi (Guest) on September 17, 2021
๐ Gotta save this!
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on September 15, 2021
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Zulekha (Guest) on September 13, 2021
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 12, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 4, 2021
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 2, 2021
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 13, 2021
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 13, 2021
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 11, 2021
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 2, 2021
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Hamida (Guest) on July 22, 2021
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Mzee (Guest) on July 20, 2021
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 23, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
John Mwangi (Guest) on June 21, 2021
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Zainab (Guest) on June 12, 2021
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 10, 2021
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 7, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Tambwe (Guest) on May 31, 2021
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 24, 2021
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Mwafirika (Guest) on May 18, 2021
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 3, 2021
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Zainab (Guest) on May 2, 2021
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 1, 2021
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Khamis (Guest) on April 30, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
John Malisa (Guest) on April 29, 2021
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Zawadi (Guest) on April 23, 2021
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Rahim (Guest) on April 18, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 14, 2021
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 7, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 5, 2021
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Biashara (Guest) on April 1, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Nassar (Guest) on March 10, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 26, 2021
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 15, 2021
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 14, 2021
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 11, 2021
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 9, 2021
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 7, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 7, 2021
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 24, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Hamida (Guest) on January 9, 2021
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐