Short Answer: The leek! 🚣♂️🌿
Explanation: You should never invite a leek on a boat trip because it might just leek all over the place and sink the whole boat! Plus, it would definitely make a terrible boatmate, always getting tangled up in the oars and seaweed. Better to keep the leek on dry land where it can't cause any aquatic chaos! 😄
Ahmed (Guest) on August 9, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 26, 2021
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Ali (Guest) on July 25, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 22, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Hekima (Guest) on July 20, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 20, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 19, 2021
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Yusra (Guest) on July 16, 2021
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 29, 2021
😄 What a joke!
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 28, 2021
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 27, 2021
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 23, 2021
🤣 This one’s fire!
Hashim (Guest) on June 20, 2021
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 10, 2021
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Makame (Guest) on June 4, 2021
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 31, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Kiza (Guest) on May 30, 2021
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 30, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 26, 2021
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Raha (Guest) on May 25, 2021
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 24, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 13, 2021
😄 You got me good!
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 13, 2021
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Chris Okello (Guest) on May 6, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 5, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 5, 2021
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 30, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
David Sokoine (Guest) on April 29, 2021
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 28, 2021
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 25, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on April 22, 2021
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Mwakisu (Guest) on April 15, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Mchawi (Guest) on April 13, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Mgeni (Guest) on April 12, 2021
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
David Nyerere (Guest) on April 10, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 4, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 26, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 24, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 15, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 21, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 15, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 15, 2021
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 14, 2021
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 30, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 29, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 25, 2021
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 22, 2021
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Mwafirika (Guest) on January 22, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Mchawi (Guest) on January 21, 2021
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 16, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Mgeni (Guest) on January 11, 2021
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 8, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Biashara (Guest) on November 12, 2020
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Alice Mrema (Guest) on November 12, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Nassor (Guest) on November 12, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Abdullah (Guest) on October 24, 2020
Thanks Ackyshine
Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 9, 2020
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 30, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Kiza (Guest) on September 15, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
David Ochieng (Guest) on September 13, 2020
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎