The difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet is that the Christmas alphabet is "no-L"! 🎄
Explanation: In the regular alphabet, the letter "L" is present, but in the Christmas alphabet, it's missing! This play on words is meant to be humorous by implying that during Christmas, the letter "L" goes missing, making it a "no-L"phabet. It's a fun and silly way to highlight the festive spirit and bring a smile to your face! 🎅😄
Mashaka (Guest) on October 22, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Zawadi (Guest) on October 12, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Khatib (Guest) on October 9, 2021
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Jafari (Guest) on October 6, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Nahida (Guest) on September 26, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Ibrahim (Guest) on September 22, 2021
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 20, 2021
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 18, 2021
😆 That punchline!
Issa (Guest) on September 11, 2021
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Bakari (Guest) on September 6, 2021
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 4, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Omari (Guest) on August 29, 2021
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 27, 2021
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Khadija (Guest) on August 24, 2021
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 18, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 17, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 12, 2021
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 7, 2021
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 2, 2021
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Biashara (Guest) on July 30, 2021
😂 Sharing right away!
Mwagonda (Guest) on July 28, 2021
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 24, 2021
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Chum (Guest) on July 24, 2021
🤣 This one got me good!
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 22, 2021
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 17, 2021
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Josephine (Guest) on July 16, 2021
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 16, 2021
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 9, 2021
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Sofia (Guest) on July 7, 2021
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 27, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Azima (Guest) on June 11, 2021
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 24, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 24, 2021
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 20, 2021
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 18, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Zakaria (Guest) on May 8, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 3, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 14, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 11, 2021
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 8, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Chum (Guest) on April 6, 2021
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Asha (Guest) on April 5, 2021
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Amani (Guest) on April 2, 2021
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 30, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 27, 2021
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 23, 2021
🤣 Sending this now!
Hashim (Guest) on March 11, 2021
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Zubeida (Guest) on March 8, 2021
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Chum (Guest) on February 28, 2021
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Fadhila (Guest) on February 27, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Yusuf (Guest) on February 22, 2021
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Nashon (Guest) on February 15, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Bakari (Guest) on February 14, 2021
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Mchuma (Guest) on February 12, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 30, 2021
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Kheri (Guest) on January 29, 2021
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 23, 2021
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 23, 2021
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Maida (Guest) on January 14, 2021
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 13, 2021
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️