Q: Whatโs bigger than an elephant, but doesnโt weigh anything? ๐
A: The elephant's ego! ๐
Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji ๐, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.
Daudi (Guest) on December 21, 2021
Thanks Ackyshine
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 13, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Khamis (Guest) on December 13, 2021
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Yusra (Guest) on December 12, 2021
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Mwagonda (Guest) on December 10, 2021
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on December 8, 2021
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 1, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Saidi (Guest) on November 30, 2021
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 28, 2021
๐ This just made my day!
Azima (Guest) on November 22, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 21, 2021
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 12, 2021
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Makame (Guest) on November 10, 2021
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Rubea (Guest) on November 7, 2021
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 29, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Fadhili (Guest) on October 27, 2021
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 23, 2021
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 14, 2021
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Salum (Guest) on October 10, 2021
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 7, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 6, 2021
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Fadhili (Guest) on September 17, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Issack (Guest) on September 10, 2021
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 31, 2021
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Rahim (Guest) on August 28, 2021
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 23, 2021
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on August 14, 2021
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
David Kawawa (Guest) on August 1, 2021
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Ahmed (Guest) on August 1, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 31, 2021
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 22, 2021
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 19, 2021
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Selemani (Guest) on July 7, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 3, 2021
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 3, 2021
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Binti (Guest) on July 2, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Habiba (Guest) on July 1, 2021
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 30, 2021
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 29, 2021
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 20, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on June 18, 2021
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on June 14, 2021
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
David Kawawa (Guest) on June 13, 2021
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Nasra (Guest) on June 8, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 5, 2021
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 5, 2021
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 1, 2021
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
John Malisa (Guest) on May 24, 2021
๐ Totally hilarious!
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 13, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Kijakazi (Guest) on May 2, 2021
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Makame (Guest) on May 1, 2021
๐ Gotta save this!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 21, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 8, 2021
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Fikiri (Guest) on April 5, 2021
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 1, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 28, 2021
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 16, 2021
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 10, 2021
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 10, 2021
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 9, 2021
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐