What’s a spider’s favorite thing to do on a computer?

Halimah (Guest) on December 14, 2021

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

George Tenga (Guest) on December 9, 2021

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Salum (Guest) on December 5, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 30, 2021

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Khalifa (Guest) on November 29, 2021

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Ann Awino (Guest) on November 27, 2021

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Salma (Guest) on November 26, 2021

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Neema (Guest) on November 15, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Bakari (Guest) on November 5, 2021

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 5, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Nuru (Guest) on November 3, 2021

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Sultan (Guest) on November 2, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Bahati (Guest) on November 1, 2021

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Amir (Guest) on November 1, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 28, 2021

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 27, 2021

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 18, 2021

😂 So funny!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 14, 2021

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 12, 2021

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 4, 2021

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Kiza (Guest) on October 1, 2021

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 24, 2021

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 20, 2021

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 4, 2021

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 2, 2021

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Irene Makena (Guest) on September 1, 2021

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 1, 2021

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 31, 2021

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 26, 2021

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Nchi (Guest) on August 20, 2021

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 19, 2021

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 15, 2021

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 13, 2021

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 13, 2021

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Asha (Guest) on August 13, 2021

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 11, 2021

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Nuru (Guest) on August 8, 2021

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Salma (Guest) on August 5, 2021

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 4, 2021

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 29, 2021

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 27, 2021

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 26, 2021

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 26, 2021

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 25, 2021

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 23, 2021

🤣 Sending this now!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 22, 2021

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 21, 2021

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 19, 2021

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Jabir (Guest) on July 18, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 18, 2021

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

John Mwangi (Guest) on July 17, 2021

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 11, 2021

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Nchi (Guest) on July 6, 2021

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 1, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

John Lissu (Guest) on June 26, 2021

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Jamila (Guest) on June 20, 2021

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 20, 2021

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Mchawi (Guest) on June 20, 2021

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Mwagonda (Guest) on June 17, 2021

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Ann Awino (Guest) on June 15, 2021

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥