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Whatโ€™s a cannibalโ€™s favorite sport?

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A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ–


Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 20, 2021

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐Ÿขโณ

Khamis (Guest) on November 14, 2021

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 9, 2021

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ™Œ

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 1, 2021

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿคฃ

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 1, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿฟ

Frank Macha (Guest) on October 31, 2021

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿชฎ

Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 22, 2021

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โ›ณ๐Ÿ‘–

Biashara (Guest) on October 21, 2021

๐Ÿคฃ Sending this now!

Nyota (Guest) on October 15, 2021

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒž

Maimuna (Guest) on October 7, 2021

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐Ÿ•’โœˆ๏ธ

Sofia (Guest) on October 7, 2021

๐Ÿ˜ This just made my day!

Khatib (Guest) on October 4, 2021

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ”‹

Nchi (Guest) on October 1, 2021

If at first, you donโ€™t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Mwanais (Guest) on September 25, 2021

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐Ÿ‹๐ŸŽป

Nahida (Guest) on September 22, 2021

I wasnโ€™t born to 'just get things done'โ€”I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคช

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 21, 2021

I would lose weight, but I donโ€™t like losing. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Mashaka (Guest) on September 20, 2021

Iโ€™m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜†

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 10, 2021

๐Ÿ˜ This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Leila (Guest) on September 9, 2021

Why donโ€™t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ’‰

Zakia (Guest) on September 8, 2021

I canโ€™t brain today. I has the dumb. ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿคฏ

Saidi (Guest) on September 1, 2021

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ธ

Daudi (Guest) on August 30, 2021

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐Ÿ’ตโ„๏ธ

Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 19, 2021

Why donโ€™t skeletons go to scary movies? They donโ€™t have the guts! ๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŽฌ

Makame (Guest) on August 8, 2021

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโ€™s a beautiful day. โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Mwajabu (Guest) on August 8, 2021

I canโ€™t cook, but I can follow directionsโ€”so if I fail, itโ€™s the recipeโ€™s fault. ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 2, 2021

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ˜‚

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 1, 2021

I donโ€™t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿคค

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 1, 2021

Iโ€™m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐Ÿ˜‚

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 27, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘ถ

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 26, 2021

๐Ÿ˜„ You totally won the internet today!

Salima (Guest) on July 25, 2021

Whatโ€™s a frogโ€™s favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿญ

Amir (Guest) on July 24, 2021

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐Ÿ”

Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 23, 2021

Iโ€™m not weird; Iโ€™m limited edition. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿฆ„

Farida (Guest) on July 17, 2021

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐Ÿฆฉ๐Ÿ˜‚

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 21, 2021

Iโ€™m not shy. Iโ€™m holding back my awesomeness so I donโ€™t intimidate you. ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on June 18, 2021

Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฅต

Irene Makena (Guest) on June 11, 2021

This joke deserves an award! ๐Ÿ†

Issa (Guest) on June 9, 2021

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐Ÿ๐ŸšŒ

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 4, 2021

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโ€™t fit them in their trunks! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ“ฑ

Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 29, 2021

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿฆท

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 25, 2021

If you think nobody cares if youโ€™re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ต

Rukia (Guest) on May 20, 2021

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐Ÿšดโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 18, 2021

Calories donโ€™t count if you eat with friends. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 15, 2021

I donโ€™t need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฌ

Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 1, 2021

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโ€™t handle the power struggle! ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ”‹

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 21, 2021

Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐Ÿงฆ๐ŸŽ‰

James Kawawa (Guest) on April 14, 2021

Iโ€™m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿคฏ

Chum (Guest) on April 14, 2021

I donโ€™t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคช

Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 8, 2021

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐Ÿ˜

Selemani (Guest) on April 6, 2021

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿ‘Ÿ

Nassar (Guest) on April 2, 2021

If you canโ€™t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฏ

Asha (Guest) on March 22, 2021

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿš—

Mchawi (Guest) on March 21, 2021

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโ€™re transparent! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿคฅ

Nchi (Guest) on March 18, 2021

I canโ€™t adult today. Please donโ€™t make me adult. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 17, 2021

Why donโ€™t oysters donate to charity? Because theyโ€™re shellfish! ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿ’ฐ

Furaha (Guest) on March 8, 2021

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ’ค

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 7, 2021

If Monday had a face, Iโ€™d punch it. ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ“…

Abubakar (Guest) on February 28, 2021

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on February 10, 2021

This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐Ÿ˜

Yahya (Guest) on February 7, 2021

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฆท

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