Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 5, 2022

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 23, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 18, 2021

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Issack (Guest) on December 17, 2021

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 16, 2021

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Salma (Guest) on December 11, 2021

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Mwajabu (Guest) on December 8, 2021

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 4, 2021

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 24, 2021

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Rehema (Guest) on November 14, 2021

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Jaffar (Guest) on November 11, 2021

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Zuhura (Guest) on November 11, 2021

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Hassan (Guest) on October 8, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

James Kawawa (Guest) on October 8, 2021

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

David Chacha (Guest) on September 20, 2021

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 15, 2021

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Mjaka (Guest) on September 13, 2021

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Sekela (Guest) on September 7, 2021

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Daudi (Guest) on September 5, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 4, 2021

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Furaha (Guest) on August 26, 2021

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 26, 2021

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 22, 2021

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 19, 2021

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 10, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Bahati (Guest) on August 6, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on July 30, 2021

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

David Sokoine (Guest) on July 25, 2021

😁 This just made my day!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 15, 2021

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Amani (Guest) on July 10, 2021

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 6, 2021

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Zawadi (Guest) on June 27, 2021

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 18, 2021

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Masika (Guest) on June 6, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 28, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Ann Awino (Guest) on May 18, 2021

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Rashid (Guest) on May 18, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 26, 2021

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Neema (Guest) on April 8, 2021

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 2, 2021

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Issa (Guest) on March 27, 2021

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Josephine (Guest) on March 24, 2021

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 20, 2021

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 18, 2021

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 18, 2021

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Athumani (Guest) on March 15, 2021

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on March 9, 2021

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Mwalimu (Guest) on March 5, 2021

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Halima (Guest) on January 28, 2021

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Mwajabu (Guest) on January 26, 2021

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 24, 2021

😃 Instant mood boost!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 5, 2021

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 27, 2020

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 24, 2020

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 13, 2020

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Anna Malela (Guest) on December 13, 2020

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 11, 2020

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Yahya (Guest) on December 7, 2020

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Hawa (Guest) on December 1, 2020

😆 That punchline was epic!

Fadhila (Guest) on November 27, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹