Q: What kind of table can you have for dinner?
A: A vegetable table! ๐ฅ๐ฅฆ๐
Explanation: The funny answer to this riddle is a "vegetable table," as it combines the concept of a dining table with vegetables. It's a playful twist on the idea of having a table made entirely out of veggies, which would make for a very interesting and healthy dinner setup! So, grab your carrots, broccoli, and eggplants, and let's dine in style on our veggie table! ๐ฅ๐ฅฆ๐
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 8, 2021
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 31, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 26, 2021
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 24, 2021
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on October 23, 2021
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 20, 2021
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 14, 2021
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 13, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 10, 2021
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Mchuma (Guest) on September 25, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 31, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 26, 2021
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Furaha (Guest) on August 13, 2021
๐ Nailed it!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on August 9, 2021
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Nassor (Guest) on August 2, 2021
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Kijakazi (Guest) on July 27, 2021
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Jabir (Guest) on July 24, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 24, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Fikiri (Guest) on June 26, 2021
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 24, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Hamida (Guest) on June 11, 2021
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 7, 2021
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Jafari (Guest) on May 22, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Fadhila (Guest) on May 18, 2021
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Rabia (Guest) on May 17, 2021
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 8, 2021
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 6, 2021
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
John Mushi (Guest) on April 19, 2021
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Nasra (Guest) on April 14, 2021
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 10, 2021
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 9, 2021
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 5, 2021
๐ Best laugh of the day!
David Ochieng (Guest) on March 29, 2021
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
John Mwangi (Guest) on March 29, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 27, 2021
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 24, 2021
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 12, 2021
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 10, 2021
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 1, 2021
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 9, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 8, 2021
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Fatuma (Guest) on February 6, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
David Nyerere (Guest) on January 18, 2021
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Abdillah (Guest) on December 16, 2020
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Shamsa (Guest) on December 10, 2020
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 9, 2020
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Umi (Guest) on November 8, 2020
๐ This just made my day!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 5, 2020
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Frank Macha (Guest) on November 2, 2020
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 28, 2020
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 13, 2020
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 12, 2020
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 12, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 5, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Baraka (Guest) on October 1, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 18, 2020
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Hamida (Guest) on September 15, 2020
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 25, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
John Mushi (Guest) on August 21, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Yusra (Guest) on August 21, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐