Mwanaidi (Guest) on November 4, 2021

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 27, 2021

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Fadhili (Guest) on October 4, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 24, 2021

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 19, 2021

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Rahim (Guest) on September 15, 2021

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

James Kawawa (Guest) on September 10, 2021

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 1, 2021

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Victor Malima (Guest) on August 28, 2021

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 28, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

David Nyerere (Guest) on August 17, 2021

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 1, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 1, 2021

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 28, 2021

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Athumani (Guest) on July 27, 2021

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 23, 2021

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 16, 2021

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

George Tenga (Guest) on July 14, 2021

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Chum (Guest) on July 14, 2021

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Nyota (Guest) on July 2, 2021

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Maida (Guest) on July 2, 2021

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 2, 2021

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 23, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 14, 2021

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Rahma (Guest) on June 9, 2021

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Rahma (Guest) on June 9, 2021

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Josephine (Guest) on June 5, 2021

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on May 22, 2021

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Zawadi (Guest) on May 15, 2021

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 10, 2021

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 8, 2021

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 6, 2021

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 5, 2021

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Josephine (Guest) on May 4, 2021

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 3, 2021

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 3, 2021

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Safiya (Guest) on May 2, 2021

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Muslima (Guest) on April 29, 2021

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Shukuru (Guest) on April 24, 2021

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 20, 2021

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 18, 2021

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 16, 2021

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 1, 2021

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on February 19, 2021

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 15, 2021

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

David Musyoka (Guest) on January 28, 2021

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Anna Malela (Guest) on January 26, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Tabu (Guest) on January 19, 2021

😄 Too good!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 18, 2021

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Safiya (Guest) on January 17, 2021

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Leila (Guest) on January 15, 2021

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 15, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 12, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Jabir (Guest) on January 3, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on January 2, 2021

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Jabir (Guest) on December 27, 2020

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 27, 2020

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Yusra (Guest) on December 22, 2020

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 21, 2020

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Mwinyi (Guest) on December 12, 2020

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂