What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 27, 2021

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 15, 2021

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 6, 2021

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Zawadi (Guest) on August 26, 2021

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 22, 2021

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 18, 2021

😂 This is a keeper!

Ahmed (Guest) on August 14, 2021

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Faiza (Guest) on August 14, 2021

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Makame (Guest) on July 23, 2021

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 8, 2021

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 28, 2021

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Muslima (Guest) on June 28, 2021

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 21, 2021

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Anna Malela (Guest) on May 3, 2021

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Issack (Guest) on April 28, 2021

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 27, 2021

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 21, 2021

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Sharifa (Guest) on April 19, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Jafari (Guest) on April 12, 2021

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Sultan (Guest) on April 10, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 5, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 4, 2021

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Wande (Guest) on March 19, 2021

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 19, 2021

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Khatib (Guest) on March 14, 2021

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 4, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Rehema (Guest) on March 1, 2021

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Warda (Guest) on February 24, 2021

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Wande (Guest) on February 21, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 17, 2021

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

David Ochieng (Guest) on February 16, 2021

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Nchi (Guest) on January 29, 2021

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Kiza (Guest) on January 28, 2021

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 23, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 21, 2021

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 20, 2021

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Farida (Guest) on January 17, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 16, 2021

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 15, 2021

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Mohamed (Guest) on January 9, 2021

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Safiya (Guest) on January 6, 2021

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Tambwe (Guest) on December 31, 2020

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Neema (Guest) on December 27, 2020

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Samuel Were (Guest) on December 26, 2020

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 25, 2020

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Majid (Guest) on December 23, 2020

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 14, 2020

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Shukuru (Guest) on November 28, 2020

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Warda (Guest) on November 12, 2020

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Hawa (Guest) on November 9, 2020

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 8, 2020

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Ramadhan (Guest) on October 31, 2020

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 27, 2020

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Hashim (Guest) on October 22, 2020

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Warda (Guest) on October 11, 2020

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 11, 2020

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Safiya (Guest) on October 5, 2020

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Chris Okello (Guest) on September 18, 2020

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Halima (Guest) on September 12, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 11, 2020

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁