Short Answer: Because it had a bone to pick with the chicken! ๐๐
Explanation: This answer plays on the pun of "bone to pick," suggesting that the skeleton was crossing the road to have a disagreement or settle an issue with the chicken. It adds a humorous twist to the classic joke, creating a playful and amusing atmosphere. The emoji of a chicken and a skull further enhances the lighthearted tone.
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 23, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 14, 2022
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 5, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Nchi (Guest) on November 30, 2022
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Rahim (Guest) on November 26, 2022
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 15, 2022
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 29, 2022
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 29, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 27, 2022
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
John Kamande (Guest) on October 23, 2022
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 21, 2022
๐ You got me!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 19, 2022
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 12, 2022
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 10, 2022
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
David Kawawa (Guest) on September 26, 2022
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Mwafirika (Guest) on September 25, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 22, 2022
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Sarafina (Guest) on September 20, 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Mwafirika (Guest) on September 13, 2022
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 2, 2022
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 1, 2022
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
James Malima (Guest) on August 31, 2022
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Abdullah (Guest) on August 28, 2022
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 26, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 26, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 18, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Farida (Guest) on August 15, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Tabu (Guest) on August 15, 2022
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
John Malisa (Guest) on August 10, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 1, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 30, 2022
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Rukia (Guest) on July 29, 2022
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Hamida (Guest) on July 26, 2022
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Jabir (Guest) on July 25, 2022
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 21, 2022
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Mchuma (Guest) on July 11, 2022
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Halima (Guest) on July 6, 2022
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 1, 2022
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Safiya (Guest) on June 29, 2022
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Mashaka (Guest) on June 19, 2022
๐ You got me good!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 18, 2022
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 10, 2022
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
James Malima (Guest) on June 2, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 31, 2022
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
George Ndungu (Guest) on May 30, 2022
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 30, 2022
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Salma (Guest) on May 29, 2022
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Omar (Guest) on May 27, 2022
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Furaha (Guest) on May 13, 2022
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 11, 2022
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Nassor (Guest) on May 10, 2022
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 8, 2022
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 6, 2022
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 25, 2022
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 22, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
John Mwangi (Guest) on April 16, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
John Malisa (Guest) on April 7, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 2, 2022
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 26, 2022
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Sumaya (Guest) on February 25, 2022
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!