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Why did the robber take a shower?

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Short Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! ๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿ˜„


Explanation: The robber took a shower because he thought that by getting squeaky clean, he could wash away any evidence and leave no trace behind. Little did he know that his plan would be foiled by the clever detectives who were hot on his trail! But hey, at least he smelled nice while being caught! ๐Ÿง๐Ÿš”

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Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 28, 2022

๐Ÿ˜„ You totally won the internet today!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 25, 2022

Iโ€™m still laughing, that was too good! ๐Ÿคฃ

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on November 25, 2022

Iโ€™ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 24, 2022

Why donโ€™t koalas make great detectives? Theyโ€™re terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Maimuna (Guest) on November 20, 2022

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคง

Hassan (Guest) on November 20, 2022

๐Ÿคฃ This joke just made my whole day!

Kheri (Guest) on November 19, 2022

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’ณ

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 18, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโ€™m gaining weight. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ“

Jafari (Guest) on November 9, 2022

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿฆท

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 7, 2022

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ˜‚

Mazrui (Guest) on November 5, 2022

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐Ÿคฃ

David Ochieng (Guest) on November 1, 2022

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโ€™d be bagels! ๐Ÿฅฏ๐ŸŒŠ

David Kawawa (Guest) on October 21, 2022

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโ€™ve lost 15 days. ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ”

Kiza (Guest) on October 21, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ˜•๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 15, 2022

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐Ÿฅœ๐Ÿ™

Saidi (Guest) on October 12, 2022

๐Ÿ˜† Rolling on the floor!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 7, 2022

Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐Ÿ†

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 1, 2022

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘‹

David Musyoka (Guest) on September 26, 2022

๐Ÿ˜… I had to share this with everyone!

Mariam (Guest) on September 23, 2022

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅ—

Ahmed (Guest) on September 20, 2022

๐Ÿ˜„ Pure comedy gold!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 6, 2022

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿš—

Nassar (Guest) on September 5, 2022

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Habiba (Guest) on September 3, 2022

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโ€™m gaining weight. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜…

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 22, 2022

๐Ÿคฃ This joke is too good!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 21, 2022

This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐Ÿ˜

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 15, 2022

Sarcasm is the bodyโ€™s natural defense against stupidity. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ

Nassor (Guest) on August 11, 2022

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐Ÿงฆโ›ณ

Fadhila (Guest) on July 25, 2022

๐Ÿคฃ Brilliant joke!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 22, 2022

Iโ€™m not saying Iโ€™m Batman, but youโ€™ve never seen us in the same room together. ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฆ‡

Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 20, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโ€™m not so sure. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…

Chris Okello (Guest) on June 27, 2022

๐Ÿ˜‚ This is a keeper!

Mchawi (Guest) on June 24, 2022

I like long walksโ€”especially when theyโ€™re taken by people who annoy me. ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‹

Mwanais (Guest) on June 19, 2022

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ˜ก

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 6, 2022

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜ด

Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 3, 2022

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐Ÿฆ˜๐Ÿฅ”

James Malima (Guest) on June 3, 2022

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿด

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 1, 2022

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ˜•๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Irene Makena (Guest) on May 12, 2022

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ˜•๐Ÿš”

Juma (Guest) on May 1, 2022

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜ด

Zainab (Guest) on April 24, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ˜•๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 21, 2022

I donโ€™t suffer from insanityโ€”I enjoy every minute of it. ๐Ÿคชโณ

Baridi (Guest) on April 15, 2022

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿšจ

Jamal (Guest) on April 13, 2022

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐Ÿ•โฐ

John Kamande (Guest) on April 8, 2022

This is the kind of joke you donโ€™t forget! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 5, 2022

Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโ€”it fixes everything. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜‚

Mchuma (Guest) on March 28, 2022

๐Ÿ˜† That punchline was epic!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on March 28, 2022

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ›„๐Ÿ’ช

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 24, 2022

๐Ÿคฃ This oneโ€™s fire!

David Musyoka (Guest) on March 23, 2022

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿบ

Mwafirika (Guest) on March 17, 2022

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Hashim (Guest) on March 5, 2022

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅ

Jamila (Guest) on February 27, 2022

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ‘น

Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 20, 2022

Iโ€™d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 19, 2022

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโ€™s popcorn? ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฟ

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on February 17, 2022

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฅ

Abubakar (Guest) on February 17, 2022

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ’ต

Salum (Guest) on February 10, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐Ÿ˜ฉโ˜•

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 26, 2022

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐Ÿ‘œ๐Ÿ˜‚

Makame (Guest) on January 7, 2022

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ

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