Grace Wairimu (Guest) on October 21, 2022

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

James Kawawa (Guest) on September 16, 2022

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 14, 2022

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Mashaka (Guest) on September 13, 2022

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Nuru (Guest) on August 25, 2022

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Bakari (Guest) on August 18, 2022

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Fikiri (Guest) on July 17, 2022

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 5, 2022

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 5, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

David Nyerere (Guest) on July 4, 2022

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Chris Okello (Guest) on July 4, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Binti (Guest) on June 18, 2022

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 13, 2022

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

David Chacha (Guest) on June 13, 2022

😅 I needed that laugh!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 5, 2022

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Sekela (Guest) on June 4, 2022

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 24, 2022

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Mohamed (Guest) on May 19, 2022

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

David Musyoka (Guest) on May 17, 2022

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Salma (Guest) on April 20, 2022

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Juma (Guest) on April 18, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 15, 2022

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 10, 2022

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

John Lissu (Guest) on April 7, 2022

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Amina (Guest) on April 2, 2022

😆 That punchline!

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 23, 2022

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 20, 2022

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 18, 2022

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on February 28, 2022

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Shabani (Guest) on February 23, 2022

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 17, 2022

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on February 13, 2022

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Tabu (Guest) on February 8, 2022

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on February 5, 2022

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 1, 2022

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Kiza (Guest) on January 31, 2022

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Masika (Guest) on January 28, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on January 17, 2022

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Nassar (Guest) on January 10, 2022

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Yahya (Guest) on January 8, 2022

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Issack (Guest) on January 7, 2022

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 4, 2022

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Abdullah (Guest) on January 2, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Arifa (Guest) on December 30, 2021

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 25, 2021

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 25, 2021

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Shukuru (Guest) on December 21, 2021

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Mohamed (Guest) on December 20, 2021

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 18, 2021

🤣 This one’s fire!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 15, 2021

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Aziza (Guest) on December 7, 2021

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 25, 2021

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Josephine (Guest) on November 21, 2021

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Rukia (Guest) on November 18, 2021

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Maida (Guest) on November 13, 2021

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 30, 2021

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Shamsa (Guest) on October 22, 2021

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 16, 2021

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Salima (Guest) on October 11, 2021

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Jamal (Guest) on October 9, 2021

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥