Short Answer: Because he's afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Explanation: Elephants are known for their incredible size and strength, but they can also be afraid of small creatures like mice. In this funny scenario, the elephant's fear of the mouse prevents it from using the computer since a computer typically requires the use of a mouse or touchpad. The play on words between a computer mouse and a literal mouse adds a humorous twist to the riddle, making it light-hearted and entertaining. 🤣🐭
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 29, 2022
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Athumani (Guest) on October 14, 2022
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 11, 2022
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 6, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Sekela (Guest) on September 15, 2022
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Ndoto (Guest) on September 6, 2022
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 1, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 29, 2022
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
John Malisa (Guest) on August 27, 2022
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Jafari (Guest) on August 18, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Kazija (Guest) on August 11, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Kahina (Guest) on August 6, 2022
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 27, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 23, 2022
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 13, 2022
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Fatuma (Guest) on July 9, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 7, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 4, 2022
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 1, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Yusra (Guest) on June 27, 2022
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 15, 2022
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Mohamed (Guest) on June 15, 2022
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 5, 2022
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Hekima (Guest) on May 23, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 18, 2022
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 18, 2022
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
James Mduma (Guest) on May 13, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 11, 2022
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 7, 2022
😄 Perfect joke!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 6, 2022
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Tambwe (Guest) on May 1, 2022
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 27, 2022
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 26, 2022
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Sofia (Guest) on April 10, 2022
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 26, 2022
😂 I’m saving this one!
Rahma (Guest) on March 19, 2022
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 27, 2022
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Bahati (Guest) on February 25, 2022
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 23, 2022
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Kiza (Guest) on February 16, 2022
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 30, 2022
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
George Ndungu (Guest) on January 30, 2022
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 28, 2022
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 24, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 19, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 15, 2022
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Binti (Guest) on January 9, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 3, 2022
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Safiya (Guest) on December 31, 2021
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Kazija (Guest) on December 23, 2021
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Mwanais (Guest) on December 22, 2021
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Rukia (Guest) on December 19, 2021
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 12, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Omari (Guest) on December 11, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 6, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Grace Minja (Guest) on November 30, 2021
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 28, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Mazrui (Guest) on November 24, 2021
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
David Ochieng (Guest) on November 21, 2021
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Umi (Guest) on November 19, 2021
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜