Short Answer: The leek! 🚣♂️🌿
Explanation: You should never invite a leek on a boat trip because it might just leek all over the place and sink the whole boat! Plus, it would definitely make a terrible boatmate, always getting tangled up in the oars and seaweed. Better to keep the leek on dry land where it can't cause any aquatic chaos! 😄
Selemani (Guest) on November 4, 2022
😄 You got me!
Latifa (Guest) on November 1, 2022
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Abdillah (Guest) on October 23, 2022
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 21, 2022
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 10, 2022
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 8, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Grace Minja (Guest) on September 27, 2022
😆 I’m dying over here!
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 14, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Baraka (Guest) on August 28, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 27, 2022
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Maneno (Guest) on August 17, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 13, 2022
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Amina (Guest) on August 8, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Ahmed (Guest) on August 3, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 1, 2022
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Kijakazi (Guest) on July 31, 2022
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 23, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
George Tenga (Guest) on July 6, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Sumaya (Guest) on July 2, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 24, 2022
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Safiya (Guest) on June 21, 2022
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 19, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 3, 2022
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Baraka (Guest) on June 1, 2022
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 1, 2022
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Maida (Guest) on May 24, 2022
😄 Too good!
Nyota (Guest) on May 15, 2022
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 9, 2022
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Sarafina (Guest) on May 5, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 28, 2022
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Khalifa (Guest) on April 17, 2022
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 3, 2022
😄 This is pure brilliance!
James Malima (Guest) on April 2, 2022
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 31, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 31, 2022
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 27, 2022
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Mwanais (Guest) on March 25, 2022
😂 This is a keeper!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 24, 2022
😅 I needed that!
Hawa (Guest) on March 22, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Sharifa (Guest) on March 14, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 5, 2022
😂 This is too funny!
Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 26, 2022
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Salum (Guest) on February 14, 2022
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Zawadi (Guest) on February 8, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 5, 2022
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Latifa (Guest) on February 2, 2022
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Habiba (Guest) on January 29, 2022
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 28, 2022
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
John Mwangi (Guest) on January 11, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Victor Malima (Guest) on December 19, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Hashim (Guest) on December 10, 2021
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 9, 2021
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
David Kawawa (Guest) on December 5, 2021
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Francis Mrope (Guest) on November 27, 2021
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Masika (Guest) on November 27, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 20, 2021
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 6, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Tabu (Guest) on November 2, 2021
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Zulekha (Guest) on October 16, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
John Mwangi (Guest) on October 7, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴