Where do polar bears vote?

Rubea (Guest) on October 4, 2022

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 3, 2022

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Frank Macha (Guest) on September 14, 2022

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Abdullah (Guest) on September 8, 2022

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Kazija (Guest) on September 2, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 1, 2022

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 23, 2022

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Bahati (Guest) on August 22, 2022

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

David Nyerere (Guest) on August 15, 2022

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 14, 2022

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 13, 2022

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Habiba (Guest) on August 12, 2022

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 11, 2022

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Fadhila (Guest) on August 9, 2022

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 5, 2022

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Mzee (Guest) on August 2, 2022

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Shukuru (Guest) on August 2, 2022

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Amina (Guest) on July 31, 2022

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Amir (Guest) on July 26, 2022

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Abdillah (Guest) on July 13, 2022

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 29, 2022

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 24, 2022

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Ali (Guest) on June 23, 2022

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 18, 2022

😂 I’m saving this one!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on June 18, 2022

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 16, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 8, 2022

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 7, 2022

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Sumaya (Guest) on June 1, 2022

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 27, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Tambwe (Guest) on May 17, 2022

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 2, 2022

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 10, 2022

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 2, 2022

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 1, 2022

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on March 19, 2022

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 8, 2022

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Fadhila (Guest) on March 8, 2022

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Ndoto (Guest) on February 28, 2022

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 23, 2022

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Jaffar (Guest) on February 20, 2022

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Husna (Guest) on February 5, 2022

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 31, 2022

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Mhina (Guest) on January 26, 2022

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Mwajuma (Guest) on January 19, 2022

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 11, 2022

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Amani (Guest) on January 9, 2022

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Sultan (Guest) on January 9, 2022

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Abubakar (Guest) on January 3, 2022

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 3, 2022

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on January 1, 2022

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 24, 2021

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Kiza (Guest) on December 20, 2021

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Bakari (Guest) on December 1, 2021

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Shani (Guest) on November 25, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Mzee (Guest) on November 20, 2021

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Rabia (Guest) on November 8, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Mwanais (Guest) on October 28, 2021

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 5, 2021

🤣 Sending this now!

Masika (Guest) on October 3, 2021

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️